I blame this on lack of sleep. I hadn't had nearly enough beer to cause this.


She was shocked, shocked I tell you, that I didn't want the damn fruit wedge.


I found out her name, and it turns out that it's not even close to what he told me it was.


I think fate is a silly concept. People use it as an excuse for all of their troubles.


It always freaks me out a little when I find out people I never saw before read my 'blog.


This one makes me laugh.


Like it was any of her business.


Part of a larger entry. I was stressed about the DaveFest shirts arriving late.


People always seem disappointed when they meet me. I'm used to it.


If you have GIF animations disabled, then this won't make much sense. My first animated comic. Probably more trouble than it was worth.


Another scene from the same dream. This made me laugh in my sleep and woke me up.


From the same wedding dream. The look of indignation on the preacher's face was just precious, but you can't really tell that from looking at the dot.


From a wedding dream I had. I was marrying my ex-girlfriend. Her aversion to Rich O's has nothing to do with the fact the the wedding never happened. But it certainly didn't help.


I don't think the lesbians of the world realize just how jealous a lot of guys are.


We'd just been talking about cleavage. I'll just say that she wasn't shy.


This would have been funnier if it had actually happened.


This was a chick at the bar at Cumberland Brewing in Louisville. If she'd have only looked at me. I'd have melted.


I'd invited her, sort of. So I was excited, sort of.


Warriors is a great movie. Now they're doing a remake. I'm sure it will suck.


I got the impression that HotEuchreGirl wasn't asking for herself, but for somebody else.