Bok is a funny word.


At first this said PETA, but Greanpeace is funnier and more appropriate.


I should have been a lawyer. My mad debating skillz are unbeatable.


I had to give her an "A" for effort, though.


I get so sick of people badmouthing her...


This was the only answer I could come up with.


This was funnier in real life.


This is my nephew and me.


That guy next to me is famous and shit.


I make new friends everywhere I go.


I figure, if I make a comic out of it, then maybe I won't say it in real life.


This was just something silly I said in an email to RockGirl.


I like puns. The stupider, the better.


The balance had to be maintained somehow.


I thought this was really deep when I heard it, especially considering the source.


I just happened to arrive just as he was speaking.


If I'd have tried to stop thinking about it, I'd probably have given my brain whiplash.


This was funny. I could tell it wsa funny because she didn't reply with an "LOL" or anything like that.


Joke stolen from one of the Airplane! movies.


Sometimes my powers of persuasion are mighty.