Joke stolen from one of the Airplane! movies.


Sometimes my powers of persuasion are mighty.


I liked her. She was my Denny's buddy for a while there.


And he's probably rich, too. Or possibly well-endowed.


The t-shirts should say "I'm with weirdo" and have an arrow pointing to the side.


Took me a second to get it. The innuendo was out of character for her.


She said she wasn't a bad influence on me. This was the only thing I could think of. It's not much.


She was cute enough that I really wished I was still that young.


It's nice to let them have their little victories every now and then.


It was only a tiny fruitfly or something like that.


I couldn't do anything right that day.


Might be funny if it didn't have a bit of truth in it.


Sometimes we have really strange conversations.


I chuckled for an hour when I heard this joke.


I should have said not to shoot the messenger.


Bursting into flames is hard to do, it seems.


I had a sore throat.


I think this one is funny.


Nothing I hadn't seen before, anyway.


The "Bill & Ted" movies are among my all-time favorites.