Joke stolen from one of the Airplane! movies.
Sometimes my powers of persuasion are mighty.
I liked her. She was my Denny's buddy for a while there.
And he's probably rich, too. Or possibly well-endowed.
The t-shirts should say "I'm with weirdo" and have an arrow pointing to the side.
Took me a second to get it. The innuendo was out of character for her.
She said she wasn't a bad influence on me. This was the only thing I could think of. It's not much.
She was cute enough that I really wished I was still that young.
It's nice to let them have their little victories every now and then.
It was only a tiny fruitfly or something like that.
I couldn't do anything right that day.
Might be funny if it didn't have a bit of truth in it.
Sometimes we have really strange conversations.
I chuckled for an hour when I heard this joke.
I should have said not to shoot the messenger.
Bursting into flames is hard to do, it seems.
I had a sore throat.
I think this one is funny.
Nothing I hadn't seen before, anyway.
The "Bill & Ted" movies are among my all-time favorites.