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One of several infecting my parking lot

posted by dave at 9:13 AM on Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Clueless

I'm totally clueless as to what I'm supposed to be writing here.

posted by dave at 8:38 AM on Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Irony

CartGirl says that women cannot be trusted.

posted by dave at 8:02 PM on Monday, March 28, 2011

Potty

There's a 300-year-old woman here with the filthiest mouth I've ever heard.

posted by dave at 6:16 PM on Monday, March 28, 2011

Bad

Now I feel bad. Some friend I am.

posted by dave at 5:53 PM on Monday, March 28, 2011

Finally

It's about damn time.

posted by dave at 3:46 PM on Monday, March 28, 2011

Grrr

Apparently a lot of emails being sent to me are bouncing. They're working on it.

posted by dave at 6:55 AM on Monday, March 28, 2011

Sunday

I miss whatshername.

posted by dave at 7:18 PM on Sunday, March 27, 2011

Nom

Nom nom nom nom...

posted by dave at 6:44 PM on Sunday, March 27, 2011

This just in

Old people are slow.

posted by dave at 1:29 PM on Sunday, March 27, 2011

Der

I dreamed that I went on a road trip, and I got stopped at the Iraq/Peru border because they had outlawed U.S. cars. Clearly, my dream-self has a lot to learn about geography.

posted by dave at 10:12 AM on Sunday, March 27, 2011

Stuffed

Had a very nice late lunch with HatGirl. Now I'm stuffed and tired, but happy. So there.

posted by dave at 5:18 PM on Saturday, March 26, 2011

Yay!

I get to see HatGirl tomorrow! I'm so excited!

posted by dave at 11:56 PM on Friday, March 25, 2011

Thief

I made a Happy-toy for Nugget, but Buddy stole it.

posted by dave at 10:33 PM on Friday, March 25, 2011

Hey you

I just want to say hello. So, hello!

posted by dave at 7:40 PM on Friday, March 25, 2011

FYI

Marzen is yummy.

posted by dave at 5:35 PM on Friday, March 25, 2011

Advice

To the guy who was in the restroom before me: See a doctor.

posted by dave at 3:16 PM on Friday, March 25, 2011

Awww

Hillside Animal Clinic just emailed me a happy birthday greeting for my cat Buddy.

posted by dave at 10:02 AM on Friday, March 25, 2011

Then

Then I remember that I never had to think at all.

posted by dave at 12:37 AM on Friday, March 25, 2011

Sometimes

Sometimes I wonder what the hell I could have been thinking.

posted by dave at 11:43 PM on Thursday, March 24, 2011

Cookies

I dreamed last night that I found some fudge graham cookies. I was so happy.

posted by dave at 5:34 PM on Thursday, March 24, 2011

Urge

I'm having a very weird urge to send a text. I won't, though.

posted by dave at 4:30 PM on Thursday, March 24, 2011

Uh oh

I'm in a writey mood. You've been warned.

posted by dave at 12:12 PM on Thursday, March 24, 2011

Memories

Lots of things make me remember. Like this Barfly, for example.

posted by dave at 12:40 AM on Thursday, March 24, 2011

Bitch!

I hate Judge Judy so much. There's really no reason for her to be such a bitch, except that she's a bitch.

posted by dave at 6:07 PM on Wednesday, March 23, 2011

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