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Nice

Well that was nice, except I suddenly found myself wide awake and couldn't get back to sleep.

posted by dave at 5:08 AM on Saturday, March 05, 2011

Oh boy

The dipshit is here.

posted by dave at 5:49 PM on Friday, March 04, 2011

Ripped

Okay, that's one asshole ripped. I remain hopeful that the second one won't be necessary. Meanwhile, it's Friday, so yay!

posted by dave at 8:29 AM on Friday, March 04, 2011

Bitch

That lying bitch. She'd better hope she doesn't answer the phone when I call tomorrow.

posted by dave at 10:27 PM on Thursday, March 03, 2011

Grrrrrrrrrrr

I am so fucking pissed off now. I tried to do the right thing, actually did the right thing, and I'm return I got shit on. Fuck!

posted by dave at 6:22 PM on Thursday, March 03, 2011

Marzen

This time I only lasted three days without a Marzen.

posted by dave at 5:28 PM on Thursday, March 03, 2011

Hey

Good morning!

posted by dave at 11:06 AM on Thursday, March 03, 2011

Grrr

The stupid Domino's website wouldn't let me log in, so I had to call and talk to an actual person to order a pizza. It better be worth it.

posted by dave at 7:38 PM on Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Drama

I need some drama or I'll die from boredom. Give me some drama. Thanks.

posted by dave at 5:41 PM on Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Owed

All the time in the world. Whatever she needs.

posted by dave at 10:43 PM on Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Movie

She wanted to watch this movie. I don't know why. It's fucking depressing.

posted by dave at 9:21 PM on Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Grrr

There are three girls here, and all three have the same unfortunate name. Makes it tough to not think about her when I hear her name every ten seconds.

posted by dave at 5:56 PM on Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Ahhhh

Got completely caught up on my sleep. Almost 10 hours, and all of it wonderful!

posted by dave at 4:59 AM on Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Ladies

Please, no pushing and shoving!

posted by dave at 5:37 PM on Monday, February 28, 2011

Bah

When I was a kid, tornadoes were ten miles wide and full of rabid weasels.

posted by dave at 6:22 AM on Monday, February 28, 2011

Back

I'm mildly paranoid tonight. I guess that means I'm officially back.

posted by dave at 6:50 PM on Sunday, February 27, 2011

Hassle

Going to meet OddlyFamiliarGirl at stupid Jack's. Society wants me to put on clothes first.

posted by dave at 5:57 PM on Sunday, February 27, 2011

Rumble

I just heard thunder! Spring is coming! Yay!

posted by dave at 3:35 PM on Sunday, February 27, 2011

Genocide

I killed all the North Koreans, now I'm shooting pool. I'm not doing too badly for someone who hasn't picked up a cue for two weeks.

posted by dave at 2:34 PM on Sunday, February 27, 2011

Hungry

Leaving to take my guitar to MusicalYuppieDude in a few minutes. Pondering where to eat lunch.

posted by dave at 11:22 AM on Sunday, February 27, 2011

Finally

My left ear finally popped!

posted by dave at 5:06 PM on Saturday, February 26, 2011

Happiness

It's all relative, anyway.

posted by dave at 4:58 PM on Saturday, February 26, 2011

Yay!

I'm so excited right now!

posted by dave at 1:57 PM on Saturday, February 26, 2011

Starving

I ate breakfast every day I was in Las Vegas. Today, I didn't have breakfast, so I feel like I'm starving to death.

posted by dave at 12:02 PM on Saturday, February 26, 2011

Up

It feels weird to be home. Last time, it didn't feel weird at all. I like it better this way.

posted by dave at 10:06 AM on Saturday, February 26, 2011

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