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Yay!

I left the deck light on, and he showed up!

posted by dave at 7:08 PM on Thursday, February 17, 2011

Darn

I was really hoping that Picklepie would be out there this evening. I bought tuna for him.

posted by dave at 6:28 PM on Thursday, February 17, 2011

Here

I like it here. Nobody knows how wrong I was.

posted by dave at 5:57 PM on Thursday, February 17, 2011

Bitch

Somebody took SemiCuteGirl's parking spot.

posted by dave at 7:47 AM on Thursday, February 17, 2011

Finally

Starting to really look forward to my trip!

posted by dave at 6:40 AM on Thursday, February 17, 2011

Sometimes

Sometimes I get excited about possibilities, but then I remember.

posted by dave at 5:42 PM on Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Respect

Out of respect for the balls it took to ask, I will give her a cigarette.

posted by dave at 5:33 PM on Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Funny to me

I hung all my old pictures up on my wall. Then I told my coworkers that they're pictures of all my victims.

posted by dave at 1:14 PM on Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Disjointed

Something about a cruise ship. That's all I can remember.

posted by dave at 5:35 AM on Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Hey

Cut my hair? Thanks!

posted by dave at 5:01 PM on Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Zombie apocalypse?

I just heard Terry Meiners say "fucking" on the radio. So now I wonder what kind of world I'll wake up to tomorrow.

posted by dave at 4:52 PM on Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Sad

Sitting at Sportstime, lamenting the retirement of HaircutLady.

posted by dave at 4:17 PM on Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Windy

It's supposed to be in the low 50s today, but that doesn't matter when the wind is blowing at several million mph.

posted by dave at 10:20 AM on Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Grrr

I think it's too early for this bullshit.

posted by dave at 5:55 AM on Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Tuesday

This is the last time I'll be 45 on a Tuesday.

posted by dave at 5:45 AM on Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Buddy

I wish I had ten more just like him.

posted by dave at 6:18 PM on Monday, February 14, 2011

Gross

"Good lord, her titties are three feet long!" -- some drunk guy at Korner Pub

posted by dave at 6:04 PM on Monday, February 14, 2011

Wish

I wish there was a White Castle closer to my house.

posted by dave at 6:01 PM on Monday, February 14, 2011

Maybe

Maybe as much, but never ever more.

posted by dave at 5:54 PM on Monday, February 14, 2011

Funny to me

I sincerely hope that everyone enjoys their VD.

posted by dave at 5:40 PM on Monday, February 14, 2011

Mood

I like this mood I'm in today. Very contemplative, but not sad.

posted by dave at 5:28 PM on Monday, February 14, 2011

Yes

Yes, I'm home now. Yes, it's late. Yes, I'm going to regret this in the morning.

posted by dave at 12:20 AM on Monday, February 14, 2011

Battery

Charging the battery in my Monte Carlo, and crossing my fingers.

posted by dave at 11:57 AM on Sunday, February 13, 2011

Friends

posted by dave at 9:59 PM on Saturday, February 12, 2011

Kill Bill

CartGirl has never seen either Kill Bill movie. We're rectifying that tonight.

posted by dave at 9:03 PM on Saturday, February 12, 2011

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