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Funny

The latest conspiracy theory is that the government seeded the clouds so it would snow and get cold so people would have to pay more for heating.

posted by dave at 9:36 AM on Monday, December 06, 2010

Brrrrrrrrr

Not ready for this.

posted by dave at 7:27 AM on Monday, December 06, 2010

Ad infinitum

It's all been said already. There's nothing new. I wish there was something new, but there's not. It's the same.

posted by dave at 12:40 AM on Monday, December 06, 2010

Momentary

Struggling to separate potential from reality, but succeeding at the moment.

posted by dave at 12:35 AM on Monday, December 06, 2010

Yay!

Something to do!

posted by dave at 6:24 PM on Sunday, December 05, 2010

Good to know

Apparently, I am a machine.

posted by dave at 2:54 PM on Sunday, December 05, 2010

Weird

I went to Long John Silver's, then to my house. I think that's the first time in years that I've gone straight to my house from there.

posted by dave at 2:26 PM on Sunday, December 05, 2010

Sunday

Now I get to go to work for a couple hours. Oh, joy.

posted by dave at 10:06 AM on Sunday, December 05, 2010

Wondering

Wondering, at this late hour, if there's anything I could say.

posted by dave at 1:56 AM on Sunday, December 05, 2010

New Belgium La Folie 2010

(bottle) Cloudy brown. Thin head that disappeared right away. Strongly sour aroma. Wow. Extremely sour flavor. Thinnish mouthfeel. Weird, but good.

posted by dave at 12:41 AM on Sunday, December 05, 2010

Maybe

We're going to watch this Scott Pilgrim movie. Maybe it won't suck.

posted by dave at 7:18 PM on Saturday, December 04, 2010

Hmmmm

That was fun. Now what?

posted by dave at 2:51 PM on Saturday, December 04, 2010

Aced

The Reverend and I just aced the fucking Mensa workout. So there.

posted by dave at 6:46 AM on Saturday, December 04, 2010

Ugh

I have severe Resler Syndrome. I've been up for twenty minutes and I'm already going back to bed.

posted by dave at 3:10 AM on Saturday, December 04, 2010

Ouch

I'm totally biting my tongue right now. I make no promises about later.

posted by dave at 6:10 PM on Friday, December 03, 2010

Failing

If this is a test, I'm failing miserably.

posted by dave at 5:28 PM on Friday, December 03, 2010

Proof

Hey, hi!

posted by dave at 2:06 PM on Friday, December 03, 2010

Goofy

I'm in a goofy mood. Have been for a couple of days.

posted by dave at 1:09 PM on Friday, December 03, 2010

Sometimes

And then sometimes, the equation is absolute.

posted by dave at 8:00 AM on Friday, December 03, 2010

Ugh

Wow, I really feel like crap this morning. I hope I still have some Claritin lying around here somewhere.

posted by dave at 6:07 AM on Friday, December 03, 2010

Words

Given, but not taken. I think those are the words I've used. Anyway, goodnight, cruel world. See ya tomorrow.

posted by dave at 9:22 PM on Thursday, December 02, 2010

"A" for effort

This dude at Rich O's tried to set me up with some chick he knows. I guess he didn't realize that I'm incredibly damaged goods.

posted by dave at 8:32 PM on Thursday, December 02, 2010

Doomed

I really don't understand why I give a shit, but I definitely do, and probably always will. This is why I'm doomed.

posted by dave at 8:15 PM on Thursday, December 02, 2010

Great

Now it's blizzarding. That should help.

posted by dave at 1:19 PM on Thursday, December 02, 2010

Also

I need to get my hairs cut. And I'm feeling oddly horny today. You know you care.

posted by dave at 11:57 AM on Thursday, December 02, 2010

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