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Occupying...

...this oil-change place.

posted by dave at 1:48 PM on Sunday, May 27, 2012

Shit

I don't trust items advertised on TV as not sold in stores. It seems to me that, if it wasn't a piece of shit, at least one store would be selling it.

posted by dave at 4:09 PM on Saturday, May 26, 2012

Old

...and sometimes I see the old man I'll become.

posted by dave at 2:33 PM on Thursday, May 24, 2012

Kid

Sometimes I look in a mirror and I see the little kid I used to be...

posted by dave at 9:32 PM on Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Harvey Jr.

posted by dave at 7:44 PM on Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Meanie

So there.

posted by dave at 12:32 AM on Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Reap

Some people reap exactly what they sow. Those people have no right to complain, they only have an opportunity to re-evaluate. Most of the time, they'll do no such thing.

posted by dave at 10:54 PM on Monday, May 21, 2012

Stobor

They're restless tonight.

posted by dave at 11:42 PM on Sunday, May 20, 2012

Glaring

Sometimes it's fun. Sometimes.

posted by dave at 11:22 PM on Sunday, May 20, 2012

Occupying...

...my garage with zombie Picklepie.

posted by dave at 5:22 PM on Saturday, May 19, 2012

Really

I'm just really embarrassed by the whole thing.

posted by dave at 1:05 AM on Friday, May 18, 2012

Confused

I'm so confused. I came home, got my shovel and a garbage bag, went to the road, scooped Picklepie into the garbage bag, took him to the woods, dug a hole, buried him, almost cried but didn't, and then went into my house. Then, when I walked from my kitchen to my office, I saw Picklepie out on my deck. I gave him some food and petted him. Like I hadn't just buried him or anything.

posted by dave at 7:09 PM on Thursday, May 17, 2012

Confused

I buried him in my woods, then he showed up on my deck for some food. I'm happy and relieved and confused. Apparently I buried an identical cat.

posted by dave at 6:57 PM on Thursday, May 17, 2012

Fitting

I just drank a toast of Dead Guy for Picklepie.

posted by dave at 4:56 PM on Thursday, May 17, 2012

RIP, Picklepie

posted by dave at 8:18 AM on Thursday, May 17, 2012

Least

I may be an asshole now, but at least I'm an invincible asshole.

posted by dave at 5:29 PM on Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Good times

Occupying my el-cheapo plastic furniture in my garage. Enjoying a yummy Marzen. Glaring at my phone.

posted by dave at 10:26 PM on Monday, May 14, 2012

Metaphorical

Standing on the diving board of silliness, about to dive into the pool of stupidity, hoping I don't smash into the shallow bottom of retardation.

posted by dave at 3:54 PM on Monday, May 14, 2012

Fort Collins Chocolate Stout

(bottle) Very dark brown. Nice tan head. Aroma of malts. Fairly creamy mouthfeel. Malty and chocolatey flavor. Very good.

posted by dave at 7:20 PM on Sunday, May 13, 2012

Rhetorical

Well, wasn't that special?

posted by dave at 2:56 AM on Sunday, May 13, 2012

Victory V-12

(bottle) Hazy light brown. No head to speak of. Aroma of malts and alcohol. Medium mouthfeel. Fruity and malty with a noticeable alcohol burn at the finish. Pretty good, but also quite strong at 12% ABV.

posted by dave at 12:42 AM on Sunday, May 13, 2012

Whoa

I have had a startling realization.

posted by dave at 12:51 AM on Thursday, May 10, 2012

Great

I've fubared my wrist again, so my game is out of commission for a while.

posted by dave at 6:48 PM on Wednesday, May 09, 2012

Wow

I have 8-million meetings today.

posted by dave at 10:31 AM on Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Also

Dammit.

posted by dave at 8:42 PM on Monday, May 07, 2012

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