This is just something I've been messing with lately. The idea is that I can email these little snippets to my site, and then you people can read them. These will, in theory, be stupid things that aren't worth a real blog entry.
LunchOccupying Hardee's with CornerGirl. It's also snowing.OopsOvershot my mark by about a mile.NemesisSo, 1:30 AM, my old nemesis. We meet again.MaybeThis one slut just said the bridge may reopen on the 20th. That would be an awesome birthday present for me.ForceTrying to force myself to miss her today. It's not working. So there.FlowersWow, where did that idea come from?EnlighteningWhat's always enlightening is realizing how much some people suck.Yay!I just remembered that it's pizza night!ListMaking a list, checking it eleventy-gajillion times.Because the paper towel makes it so much softer...
BackBack doing what I was apparently meant to do.SurroundedI'm surrounded by pickle-people.ExcitedI'm about to get my growler on.DerI just now realized that the term "loose woman" is both figurative and literal.LoudThere are loud sluts here. I don't like them.To whom it may concernPppppbbbbbbbbbbbttttttttt!RelaxJust relax for a second. Anticipate without concern. Let yourself melt. So there.ImagineJust imagine that I saw that, and that I've always seen that kind of thing. That would explain a lot, wouldn't it?WorstI have the worst gaydar ever.ScaredI like this girl, but what if she's a bitch? Or even worse, a slut?New Belgium Snow Day(bottle) The color of clear cola. Nice white head that faded quickly. Aroma of spices and wheat. Flavor more of the same. Pretty good.BadHaving a bad time of things. Leave me alone.NiceI slept for ten hours. That was nice of me.TotallyIt was totally worth a try.StupidI was really hoping for a call tonight. Not a text. Not an email. A fucking phone call. This is all stupid, I know, but also weird.
