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Flowers

Wow, where did that idea come from?

posted by dave at 7:29 PM on Monday, February 06, 2012

Enlightening

What's always enlightening is realizing how much some people suck.

posted by dave at 5:58 PM on Monday, February 06, 2012

Yay!

I just remembered that it's pizza night!

posted by dave at 5:41 PM on Monday, February 06, 2012

List

Making a list, checking it eleventy-gajillion times.

posted by dave at 5:38 PM on Monday, February 06, 2012

Because the paper towel makes it so much softer...

posted by dave at 9:41 PM on Sunday, February 05, 2012

Back

Back doing what I was apparently meant to do.

posted by dave at 11:12 PM on Friday, February 03, 2012

Surrounded

I'm surrounded by pickle-people.

posted by dave at 5:51 PM on Friday, February 03, 2012

Excited

I'm about to get my growler on.

posted by dave at 4:33 PM on Friday, February 03, 2012

Der

I just now realized that the term "loose woman" is both figurative and literal.

posted by dave at 7:10 PM on Thursday, February 02, 2012

Loud

There are loud sluts here. I don't like them.

posted by dave at 6:24 PM on Thursday, February 02, 2012

To whom it may concern

Pppppbbbbbbbbbbbttttttttt!

posted by dave at 5:21 PM on Thursday, February 02, 2012

Relax

Just relax for a second. Anticipate without concern. Let yourself melt. So there.

posted by dave at 7:39 PM on Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Imagine

Just imagine that I saw that, and that I've always seen that kind of thing. That would explain a lot, wouldn't it?

posted by dave at 7:47 PM on Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Worst

I have the worst gaydar ever.

posted by dave at 6:27 PM on Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Scared

I like this girl, but what if she's a bitch? Or even worse, a slut?

posted by dave at 5:42 PM on Tuesday, January 31, 2012

New Belgium Snow Day

(bottle) The color of clear cola. Nice white head that faded quickly. Aroma of spices and wheat. Flavor more of the same. Pretty good.

posted by dave at 4:13 PM on Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Bad

Having a bad time of things. Leave me alone.

posted by dave at 6:25 PM on Saturday, January 28, 2012

Nice

I slept for ten hours. That was nice of me.

posted by dave at 6:54 AM on Friday, January 27, 2012

Totally

It was totally worth a try.

posted by dave at 6:17 PM on Thursday, January 26, 2012

Stupid

I was really hoping for a call tonight. Not a text. Not an email. A fucking phone call. This is all stupid, I know, but also weird.

posted by dave at 7:21 PM on Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Weirdo

Some weirdo keeps looking at me.

posted by dave at 5:31 PM on Sunday, January 22, 2012

DCC

posted by dave at 5:41 PM on Saturday, January 21, 2012

Yay!

I'm so happy right now. It doesn't take much.

posted by dave at 6:46 PM on Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Hot

So there.

posted by dave at 6:13 PM on Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Boring

No prison or hospital for me tonight.

posted by dave at 4:43 PM on Wednesday, January 18, 2012

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