This is just something I've been messing with lately. The idea is that I can email these little snippets to my site, and then you people can read them. These will, in theory, be stupid things that aren't worth a real blog entry.
WristToday, I've been glaring at my wrist a lot. Because that always helps, right? Right?OldSometimes it really gets old, how my brain keeps assuming the worst.ScheduledI scheduled my Lasik for next Friday. Now I'm trying to scrounge a ride because they won't let me drive home afterwards.DreamHad an annoying dream because she was so damn beautiful, but I got to beat up her new boyfriend, so that part was fun.HugeMy pupils are huge now. I look like a Japanese cartoon character.NiceI'm being nice right now. I'm not sure why - it's not like it's ever done me any good.All the better to see you withGetting my eyes dilated and examined today. I might get Lasik.Boo!I think we should go to some Halloween thingies.FaultThis time it's my own damn fault, for believing bullshit once again. I'm still pissed, though.Joke"We don't allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here," said the bartender. A neutrino walks into a bar.KindaKinda wishing things were different.WonderingWondering if they've already stopped Saturday mail deliveries.WorseYou know what's worse than whores? Redneck whores, that's what.WhewMy phone died on my last night. Turns out it was just my battery. I was freaking out until I got home and tried it a few minutes ago.GrrrI hate them and their entire families, including any offspring they may have in the future.LuckGoing to the casino with CornerGirl. I hope she has more luck than I've had lately.WeirdI'm actually feeling writey today.Checked in......at drunkenredneckland.FunWell, 4:00 came around too early, and 6:00 wasn't much better. It sure is fun to hit the snooze button, though.MoreThe more I think about it, the more it pisses me off. I suppose I should probably stop thinking about it, but what fun would that be?StillFor some unknown reason, I'm still up.UghSo tired. And 4:00 will arrive so very quickly.Checked in......at stupid Bearno's.HopeI hope it's not a horse's head, because that would never fit in my mailbox.SometimesThe hypocrisy can be so ridiculous.
