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Lunch

Had a Hardee's Turkey Mushroom and Swiss, which was way yummy to my tummy, but then I remembered that turkey makes me very sleepy, so zzzzzzz...

posted by dave at 12:38 PM on Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Geese

There are geese on the roof of my building. They look weird up there.

posted by dave at 10:07 AM on Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Excited

I'm excited, but it sucks that I have to wait.

posted by dave at 5:42 PM on Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Funny to me

The guy on the news is named Andy Alcock.

posted by dave at 6:03 PM on Monday, May 09, 2011

Grrr

CartGirl asked me The Question. My answer was to never ask me that again.

posted by dave at 5:27 PM on Monday, May 09, 2011

Testing

Is this thing on?

posted by dave at 4:03 PM on Monday, May 09, 2011

Looking

Looking for people I know on TV. No luck so far.

posted by dave at 5:46 PM on Friday, May 06, 2011

Two

It's two degrees and it's the 6th of May. Al Gore can blow me.

posted by dave at 11:51 AM on Friday, May 06, 2011

Grrr

Every day this week they've lowered the forecast temperatures, and raised the chances of rain, for this weekend.

posted by dave at 6:25 AM on Friday, May 06, 2011

Wow

This is the worst day I've had in two years.

posted by dave at 8:25 PM on Thursday, May 05, 2011

PTO

Not having a good day today. Going home.

posted by dave at 2:01 PM on Thursday, May 05, 2011

Bitch

Some bitch just took SemiCuteGirl's parking spot.

posted by dave at 7:25 AM on Thursday, May 05, 2011

Me too

You ever just want to say something, anything, to make things better? But then you don't say anything because you definitely don't want to make things worse? Yeah, me too. All the time.

posted by dave at 6:23 AM on Thursday, May 05, 2011

Frost

My phone is going crazy telling me about frost warnings for tonight. Do I look like a damn farmer?

posted by dave at 4:02 PM on Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Relieved

And now, back to my regularly scheduled programming.

posted by dave at 5:09 AM on Wednesday, May 04, 2011

This just in

Shania Twain is still hot.

posted by dave at 4:48 PM on Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Worried

I can't help it. My brain just works like this. It's part of my charm.

posted by dave at 5:31 PM on Monday, May 02, 2011

Monday

Every damn Monday I have a really tough time deciding what pizza to get for pizza night. This Monday is no different. I've got it narrowed down to Sportstime, Pizza Hut, Korner Kitchen, or stupid Bearno's.

posted by dave at 3:03 PM on Monday, May 02, 2011

Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbtttt!

That is all.

posted by dave at 11:04 AM on Monday, May 02, 2011

Conspiracy

Today's conspiracy theory is that they've been sitting on Bin Laden's death for years, and they're releasing the information now to distract people from Obama's forged birth certificate. Seriously, this dude at work is an endless source of amusement for me.

posted by dave at 8:10 AM on Monday, May 02, 2011

Weird

It's raining for a change.

posted by dave at 7:15 AM on Monday, May 02, 2011

Next!

What a childish thing to think. I should be better than that.

posted by dave at 12:09 AM on Monday, May 02, 2011

Something

I would say something now, but I wouldn't be believed.

posted by dave at 11:12 PM on Sunday, May 01, 2011

Yep

That's what I think.

posted by dave at 10:08 PM on Sunday, May 01, 2011

Down

And there it is. I fucking called it. Dammit.

posted by dave at 5:51 PM on Friday, April 29, 2011

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