I did three different versions of this comic. This was the first version, and I guess I like it the best.


That's fine, though. Her loss.


Okay, I've managed to fool one. Only 3 billion or so left to go.


This was a conversation I observed one night. I'll have to try this.


He was joking, but at least one guy in the place seemed quite intrigued.


I won't mention how terrible I looked after I gave her hat back.


Yeah, right. Like I'd really do something like that.


She was also smoldering hot, but that was just a bonus.


I would have helped her anyway. The hotness was just a bonus.


The weird thing is, she thought I was making a joke.


Another option would be to spontaneously burst into flames so you wouldn't have to answer at all.


Women are strange. That's why I get along with them so well.


Of course I didn't really say this. The whole thing just reminded me of an old Ren and Stimpy show where they had this conversation.


This guy was a total tool. He took offense that I wasn't going to let him harass me with his sales pitch.


I wish I'd really said this. What I really said was, "The real question is whether you girls can handle me." Not as funny, I don't think.


Those are red flags, in case it's not clear from the brilliant and realistic depiction. Not funny, just true.


It might have worked if I could have kept a straight face.


There's a dude at The Pub that always wears a kilt. The last part of this conversation didn't really happen because NotHideousGirl didn't think of it fast enough.


The poor guy probably won't masturbate for weeks.


Because that always happens, right? Right? Please tell me that always happens.