Spouting platitudes isn't the best way to touch my heart.


I really wasn't being mean. The guy was an obvious flamer, and he was proud of it.


BikerGirl gave me a glo-stick from the bar. I like BikerGirl.


I haven't been that tongue-tied by a pretty face in years. Maybe never. I haven't seen her since.


I don't like this one. I must have been in a bad mood, but I don't remember.


I'd heard this before, but she was just so damn cute when she said it, that I had to make a comic out of it.


I was trying to eat my lunch in peace, and the bartender wouldn't leave me alone. I don't know why.


Maybe a little too true to be extremely funny. But still a little funny.


My friend and I were talking about funny things for me to say to this one dude who kept asking me questions about her.


This one girl at work is fun to banter with.


I twisted the conversation around when I made this comic so I'd get the funny line. Because I'm the star.


Actually, I drove to French LIck, then St. Louis, then Evansville.


What a weird girl.


I stole this line from the book The Game.


We were at a department meeting, and about 20 people told me how horrible I looked. If I'd really coughed I could have infected my entire department.


At least she was honest.


This was way funnier in real life. We'd only been on one date, and there was no chemistry. We both knew it.


HatGirl is so much fun to pick on.


I stole this joke from a cat calender I got for Christmas. It was fitting though.


This was funnier in real life. I could tell she'd have been flattered and repulsed at the same time.