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Grrr

My power just went out. WTF?

posted by dave at 6:10 PM on Saturday, January 01, 2011

Pointless

Goodnight, cruel world, you bitch. And happy fucking new year.

posted by dave at 11:00 PM on Friday, December 31, 2010

Sad

I think I'm going to be sad tonight, not mad. It seems more fitting.

posted by dave at 9:43 PM on Friday, December 31, 2010

Early

One semi-mean text already sent, and I haven't had anything to drink at all. This does not bode well.

posted by dave at 8:11 PM on Friday, December 31, 2010

Wrong on so many levels...

This chick just asked me if 2011 was a leap year because she wasn't sure if April would have 29 or 30 days.

posted by dave at 5:26 PM on Friday, December 31, 2010

Hey

Happy new year. So there.

posted by dave at 12:50 PM on Friday, December 31, 2010

Oops

I totally forgot to wear a neutral color to work today. Now people are accusing me of actually caring about the stupid game.

posted by dave at 10:08 AM on Friday, December 31, 2010

Hey 2010...

...don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

posted by dave at 5:25 AM on Friday, December 31, 2010

Reminder

That's okay. Maybe I needed this. Maybe I needed a reminder of why none of this is worth the effort. I may have forgotten lately.

posted by dave at 5:21 AM on Friday, December 31, 2010

Era

Contemplating the end of this particular era. I don't think it's hit me yet.

posted by dave at 5:46 PM on Thursday, December 30, 2010

Certain

Today is the longest day in history. I can't prove it, but I'm quite certain.

posted by dave at 12:26 PM on Thursday, December 30, 2010

Needing

Really needing a distraction today. Oh, and tomorrow too.

posted by dave at 7:25 AM on Thursday, December 30, 2010

Dare

Go ahead, I double-dog dare you. What are you, chicken?

posted by dave at 7:48 PM on Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Not

It's not her. It's a girl who used to work in the same building as me.

posted by dave at 6:10 PM on Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Weird

There's a chick here who looks like LaptopGirl's sister.

posted by dave at 5:58 PM on Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Funny

A funny question right now would be, "By the way, do you know if your dad will be home later?"

posted by dave at 4:34 PM on Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Perspective

I think it's funny that a certain person is going to turn 45 tomorrow. I didn't think it was nearly as funny when the same thing happened to me back in February.

posted by dave at 2:12 PM on Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Maybe

Maybe as much, but not more. Never ever more.

posted by dave at 6:23 PM on Tuesday, December 28, 2010

People

People would tell me that was stupid. So I'm not telling anyone. It was between her and me.

posted by dave at 5:41 PM on Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Yay!

NABC Conesmoker is back!

posted by dave at 5:22 PM on Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Unending

You'd think that I'd have run out of snot by now.

posted by dave at 1:24 PM on Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Problem

My boss gave me a gift card to Napa River. Problem is, there's only one person I want to go with.

posted by dave at 12:14 PM on Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Cat

Even though he was annoying and he kept biting me, I miss him.

posted by dave at 6:35 PM on Monday, December 27, 2010

Grrr

Okay, I give up on today. I tried to stay in a good mood, but I failed. Fuck you, world.

posted by dave at 3:34 PM on Monday, December 27, 2010

Very

Very weird and mysterious. I'm intrigued.

posted by dave at 2:04 PM on Monday, December 27, 2010

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