This is just something I've been messing with lately. The idea is that I can email these little snippets to my site, and then you people can read them. These will, in theory, be stupid things that aren't worth a real blog entry.
FunnyA funny question right now would be, "By the way, do you know if your dad will be home later?"PerspectiveI think it's funny that a certain person is going to turn 45 tomorrow. I didn't think it was nearly as funny when the same thing happened to me back in February.MaybeMaybe as much, but not more. Never ever more.PeoplePeople would tell me that was stupid. So I'm not telling anyone. It was between her and me.Yay!NABC Conesmoker is back!UnendingYou'd think that I'd have run out of snot by now.ProblemMy boss gave me a gift card to Napa River. Problem is, there's only one person I want to go with.CatEven though he was annoying and he kept biting me, I miss him.GrrrOkay, I give up on today. I tried to stay in a good mood, but I failed. Fuck you, world.VeryVery weird and mysterious. I'm intrigued.WowI had a thought. I forgot it, but then I just now remembered it. Good thing I'm going to bed. You're welcome.SacrilegeThey just played some Gary fucker's cover of Dell Shannon's classic Runaway. I may puke now.NobleThere's something noble, I think, about inventing hope where none exists. Or maybe retarded. I forget which.OtherEarlier I estimated that 71% of this is normal and understandable. It's those remaining 29% that bother me.WoeGoing to stupid Jack's, all by myself, because certain people are busy again. Woe is me.GrizzledI wonder if I should shave. It's been like nine days.CrazyI dunno, if I was a crazy guy I'd probably hang out under a bridge. Or inside one of those big drainage pipes that go under expressways. Those are cool.Hi ho hi hoI have to go to work for a bit. I bet I get sick again as soon as I get outside.So......that was Christmas. Meh.DespairSome things never change, and sometimes I find comfort in that fact, and sometimes I find something else.MoviesThis morning I watched a movie about a slut. Now I'm watching one about a bunch of dickheads. I'm on a roll, it seems.DripToday I'm all about the post-nasal drip. That usually means that I'm starting to get better. I hope so.You're welcomeLast night I slept with a Kleenex stuffed into each nostril, so I wouldn't flood the entire Earth with snot. That's why my throat was so sore this morning, because I had to breathe through my mouth all night. Oh, the things I do for you people.Worth a tryTaking some 3-year-old Sudafed now. Maybe I'll develop super powers.Hey!Hi!
