This is just something I've been messing with lately. The idea is that I can email these little snippets to my site, and then you people can read them. These will, in theory, be stupid things that aren't worth a real blog entry.
Christmas jokeA man's name is Rudolph, and since he is Russian, people call him "Rudolph the Red." Rudolph looks out the window and says to his wife, "Oh look honey, it's raining outside." She begs to differ, "No, I think that's snow." He looks at her and says: "Rudolph the Red knows rain dear."GreatNow my throat is so sore that it hurts to swallow. This is just great.ExcuseAs an excuse for the purple wig, I offer a reminder that it was HatGirl's birthday.BarflyIt makes me sad, but it tastes good.NopeI won't be there tonight. Instead, I'll be at HatGirl's birthday. Yay!WantI want to get some drunk texts tonight.NiceIt's nice to have people to care about, and vice-versa.Yay!HatGirl!NotI'm so sad that the bitter old hag here is mad at me.WowI just had an almost overwhelming urge to text her a dinner invitation. I won't, though. Wow, though. Just, just wow.StillThat's my problem. After everything, still...GrrrIt would have been fun, I think.OverhearingAs near as I can tell, she's a whore and he's a pussy. They're perfect for each other."the talk"These people are having "the talk" right next to me. Oh yeah, I'm at stupid Bearno's.DreamsFeverish dreams are always so cool...PitifulI'm hungry and sick. Somebody come and feed me grapes. Thanks.NotI'm not allowed to be sick. Not now. I haven't seen HatGirl in months. I will not miss her birthday.Lining, silverish-gray in colorI bet I have nice dreams.Ever?Have you ever just not had the slightest idea what you should do? Well, that's how I am all the time lately.WeirdPlaying with OSX in a vmware player. So far, it's weird.WowIt's sneeting like crazy now.DammitIt was nice to see her tonight.OkayThis really sucks, in case anyone was wondering.ThereI think I feel better now.Left Hand Fade to Black(draft) Black with a nice tan head. Aroma of roasted malts and smoke. Creamy mouthfeel. Flavor same as aroma. Smooth finish. Quite good.
