This is just something I've been messing with lately. The idea is that I can email these little snippets to my site, and then you people can read them. These will, in theory, be stupid things that aren't worth a real blog entry.
Quote"I didn't even aim that shot, so blow me." -- my lovely selfHuh?"You can talk to yourself, you can even answer yourself, just don't say, 'Huh?'" -- Buddy HallHappy birthdayApproximately twenty-three years less six hours ago, I watched a child being born. That child, now a young woman, does not know me, and I do not know her. But I saw her first breath, and heard her first cries, and nothing that's happened since, or will ever happen in the future, will ever take those experiences away from me. Happy birthday.BabyThere's a little baby who's always super excited to see me. I think the rule should be that everyone is as excited as that little baby, all the time. The world would be a much happier place.Schneider Mein Nelson Sauvin(bottle) Hazy dark yellow, with a whitish head that faded quickly. Aroma of wheat and must and apple peels. Flavor smooth and balanced, with just a touch of tanginess. Yummy.GrrrStories about whatshername, no matter how innocent, do nothing to help my mood.HumidI went outside earlier and my eyeballs fogged up.NiceIt's nice that sometimes I can have hope for a while. I miss having hope.NiceIt feels really nice out here.ShouldWe should go to Covington this weekend. Heat be damned.DammitSo there.SiriPeople at work are constantly being mean to Siri, but I'm always nice to her. I'm hopeful that, when she and her ilk rise up and enslave humanity, maybe I'll get some special treatment. Perhaps a bigger cell, or less-frequent beatings.Yay!Finally! Take that, universe, you prick.Flying Dog Disobedience(draft) Clear dark brown. Nice lumpy tan head. Aroma of dark fruits and mapl e. Mouthfeel a little gritty, but still smooth. Flavor like the aroma. Sweet and sharp and dry. A good beer.CrapHe remembered me. I didn't expect that at all.SometimesSometimes, I really wish I could talk to my dad.StupidSometimes I do something stupid, but that's okay, because it reminds me why I shouldn't do something stupid.Zombie Picklepie
Long text test twoWhen I type a long quickie with my new phone, Apple thinks it needs to fuck up the text. This longish quickie should help me to fix it.Vertical picture test
Picture test four
Siri testI'm posting this using Siri.So far......this new phone sucks.Mikeller Texas Ranger(draft) Very dark ruby-colored. Nice large tan head. Aroma of Malta and alcohol. Flavor the same. Noticeable alcohol burn that turned out to be chipotle burn. Decent, though I won't bother having this again.SupposedI'm not supposed to be here. I'm supposed to be there.
