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Meanwhile

I'm still awake for some reason.

posted by dave at 3:03 AM on Sunday, June 03, 2012

Brrr

I just went out to my garage, but I froze to death so I had to come back inside my house.

posted by dave at 1:03 AM on Thursday, May 31, 2012

Fingers

Crossing them.

posted by dave at 6:23 PM on Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Disguise

I'm in disguise tonight; I'm smiling.

posted by dave at 7:43 PM on Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Productive

I had a productive day.

posted by dave at 6:22 PM on Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Skin

My new camcorder comes with a preset for "skin." Just what kind of footage does it think I'm going to shoot?

posted by dave at 2:30 PM on Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Maybe

Maybe a nice beer in my garage will help turn my sleep schedule back the right way.

posted by dave at 9:05 PM on Monday, May 28, 2012

Pointy

A damn pointy kitty just waltzed into my garage like it owned the place. I scared it away, so it must have been female.

posted by dave at 3:12 AM on Monday, May 28, 2012

Sometimes

Sometimes, things are funny. Somewhat less often, I'm one of those things.

posted by dave at 7:28 PM on Sunday, May 27, 2012

Now

Occupying Long John Silver's.

posted by dave at 2:35 PM on Sunday, May 27, 2012

Occupying...

...this oil-change place.

posted by dave at 1:48 PM on Sunday, May 27, 2012

Shit

I don't trust items advertised on TV as not sold in stores. It seems to me that, if it wasn't a piece of shit, at least one store would be selling it.

posted by dave at 4:09 PM on Saturday, May 26, 2012

Old

...and sometimes I see the old man I'll become.

posted by dave at 2:33 PM on Thursday, May 24, 2012

Kid

Sometimes I look in a mirror and I see the little kid I used to be...

posted by dave at 9:32 PM on Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Harvey Jr.

posted by dave at 7:44 PM on Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Meanie

So there.

posted by dave at 12:32 AM on Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Reap

Some people reap exactly what they sow. Those people have no right to complain, they only have an opportunity to re-evaluate. Most of the time, they'll do no such thing.

posted by dave at 10:54 PM on Monday, May 21, 2012

Stobor

They're restless tonight.

posted by dave at 11:42 PM on Sunday, May 20, 2012

Glaring

Sometimes it's fun. Sometimes.

posted by dave at 11:22 PM on Sunday, May 20, 2012

Occupying...

...my garage with zombie Picklepie.

posted by dave at 5:22 PM on Saturday, May 19, 2012

Really

I'm just really embarrassed by the whole thing.

posted by dave at 1:05 AM on Friday, May 18, 2012

Confused

I'm so confused. I came home, got my shovel and a garbage bag, went to the road, scooped Picklepie into the garbage bag, took him to the woods, dug a hole, buried him, almost cried but didn't, and then went into my house. Then, when I walked from my kitchen to my office, I saw Picklepie out on my deck. I gave him some food and petted him. Like I hadn't just buried him or anything.

posted by dave at 7:09 PM on Thursday, May 17, 2012

Confused

I buried him in my woods, then he showed up on my deck for some food. I'm happy and relieved and confused. Apparently I buried an identical cat.

posted by dave at 6:57 PM on Thursday, May 17, 2012

Fitting

I just drank a toast of Dead Guy for Picklepie.

posted by dave at 4:56 PM on Thursday, May 17, 2012

RIP, Picklepie

posted by dave at 8:18 AM on Thursday, May 17, 2012

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