This is just something I've been messing with lately. The idea is that I can email these little snippets to my site, and then you people can read them. These will, in theory, be stupid things that aren't worth a real blog entry.
LeastI may be an asshole now, but at least I'm an invincible asshole.Good timesOccupying my el-cheapo plastic furniture in my garage. Enjoying a yummy Marzen. Glaring at my phone.MetaphoricalStanding on the diving board of silliness, about to dive into the pool of stupidity, hoping I don't smash into the shallow bottom of retardation.Fort Collins Chocolate Stout(bottle) Very dark brown. Nice tan head. Aroma of malts. Fairly creamy mouthfeel. Malty and chocolatey flavor. Very good.RhetoricalWell, wasn't that special?Victory V-12(bottle) Hazy light brown. No head to speak of. Aroma of malts and alcohol. Medium mouthfeel. Fruity and malty with a noticeable alcohol burn at the finish. Pretty good, but also quite strong at 12% ABV.WhoaI have had a startling realization.GreatI've fubared my wrist again, so my game is out of commission for a while.WowI have 8-million meetings today.AlsoDammit.MeanieYep.WowThis car is filthy.EveryEvery time I stand up, I want to fall down and cry.DuckIt would be funny if I brought home a duck, just to see the look on Nugget's face.BeautyOuter beauty may fade over time, but inner beauty can vanish in an instant.In summaryI hate sluts.Against the Grain Raucho Man Randy Beverage(draft) Stupidest name I've heard in a long time. Clear copper in color, with a nice whitish head. Balanced aroma of hops and malts and smoke. Flavor of malts and smoke. A little cloying. Quite good.ProblemThe problem with something is that it makes nothing really sting.NABC Black & Blue Grass(draft) Color of clear light bronze. Light agave aroma. Medium mouthfeel. Very light flavor, slightly spicy at first, then nothing. Good, but could use more of everything.GrrrGrrr...GrrrStill no Spezial at stupid Jack's.Oh sureNow the sun shows up.SpecialHappy birthday to a special little guy!New Albanian Propagator(draft) Hazy brown with a light beige head. Aroma of malts and something weird. Flavor more of the same, with some smoke thrown in. I have no idea what the weird ingredient is, but I like it. A good beer.Occupying......Fastenbier.