This is just something I've been messing with lately. The idea is that I can email these little snippets to my site, and then you people can read them. These will, in theory, be stupid things that aren't worth a real blog entry.
Quote"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." -- VoltaireHa haI kill me sometimes.NeedI need a lover that won't drive me crazy!TennisI'm watching two people play tennis across the street from me. They suck.SoreI'm pretty sore, but in a good way.EightOf course I didn't forget. It would be very weird, if I forgot.IfIf she came and stole the cat, without even giving me a chance to say goodbye to him, well then that's yet another thing.AmazingIt's amazing, the difference that clean balls can make.ProblemThe problem with people having an imaginary perfect friend is that none of their real friends can ever measure up.SimpleI like girls that dress like girls, but I don't like girls that dress like call-girls.FairI think we should go to the fair. Yes, that's what I think.Yay!I'm so happy right now!BothMaybe one, or maybe the other, but not both. Not in the same lifetime, dammit.Sierra Nevada Ovila Saison(draft) Very pale golden with a smallish white head. Aroma of metal. Medium mouthfeel. Flavor intriguing. Both malty and musty. Good, actually.Duvel Single(draft) Looks like a very pale lager. Nine white head. Aroma is mild and musty. Flavor is very mild of apples. Not too bad. Not much point, though.EverybodyEverybody said this would get easier. Everybody was wrong. Very wrong.ParanoidMy cat Buddy is being super affectionate. It's making me nervous. He's obviously up to something.JerkApparently, I'm a real jerk now. Just ask any of my ex-friends.ThereSaw several Perseids. Made several wishes. Some of my wishes might be considered to be mean.BrrrIt's freaking cold out here! I haven't seen any Perseids yet.Box O' Kittens!PleaseI don't think it's asking too much.WantI want something good to happen today, just to prove that it's still possible.MaintenanceOkay, I think today sucked enough that the rest of the week should be suck-free to maintain the average.TenSometimes, you've just got to sleep ten hours, and that's all there is to it.