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Should

I should say something. I won't, though.

posted by dave at 5:37 PM on Monday, August 01, 2011

Brrraaaaiiiinnnnsss!

posted by dave at 8:25 PM on Sunday, July 31, 2011

Refund

That fucking magic wand didn't do any good at all. I want my money back.

posted by dave at 5:56 PM on Friday, July 29, 2011

Nice

Talked to the wife for a couple hours. Now I'm going outside for a while. Having a nice night. Don't ruin it.

posted by dave at 10:48 PM on Thursday, July 28, 2011

Wookin'

posted by dave at 2:00 PM on Thursday, July 28, 2011

Out

I'm going to my garage. After the day I've had, I need some good phone-glaring time.

posted by dave at 9:56 PM on Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Invented

While I've been waiting, I've gone ahead and invented anti-gravity and perpetual motion.

posted by dave at 6:01 PM on Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Stupid

Now I'm at stupid Jack's, waiting for OddlyFamiliarGirl.

posted by dave at 5:39 PM on Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Dinner

Eating at the haunted Burger King. Their fries are gross today.

posted by dave at 5:21 PM on Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Wondering

I'm doing a lot of wondering about life and shit today. I might be entering another mid-life crisis. During the last one, I wore a lot of hats.

posted by dave at 2:59 PM on Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Issue

I'm having a bit of a crisis of faith, though crisis is too strong a word, as is faith.

posted by dave at 9:24 AM on Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Suppose

I suppose I should go to bed now. I don't know why.

posted by dave at 12:55 AM on Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Kitty

Picklepie understands...

posted by dave at 12:31 AM on Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Retarded

I, for one, think it's the most retarded idea I've ever heard. There, I said it. I feel better now.

posted by dave at 5:41 PM on Monday, July 25, 2011

Monday

I can already tell it's going to be one of those days.

posted by dave at 7:30 AM on Monday, July 25, 2011

Went

I went to the wake at Rich O's once I'd confirmed that the coast was clear. I'm glad I went. Now I'm home for some reason.

posted by dave at 11:47 PM on Sunday, July 24, 2011

Checked in...

...at Sluttopia.

posted by dave at 7:08 PM on Sunday, July 24, 2011

Hungry?

I'm hungry but I'm not hungry.

posted by dave at 3:14 PM on Saturday, July 23, 2011

It's Hawaiian shirt day

posted by dave at 9:53 AM on Friday, July 22, 2011

RIP

That sucks.

posted by dave at 10:08 PM on Thursday, July 21, 2011

So there

I'm having a really good day.

posted by dave at 8:56 PM on Thursday, July 21, 2011

Lately

Lately I'm thinking that I should just let people lie to themselves, no matter how aggravating it is to see.

posted by dave at 4:41 PM on Thursday, July 21, 2011

Fixed

The air conditioning is working. The humidity is plummeting. The temperature is going up, because it's becoming hotter outside.

posted by dave at 12:35 PM on Thursday, July 21, 2011

Planning

The AC dude is here. He's grouchy. Maybe because his chosen career keeps him working outside when it's a bajillion degrees.

posted by dave at 9:21 AM on Thursday, July 21, 2011

Heat

Because of the heat, they keep saying to check on old people. It's like a mantra for them. I bet the old people are getting sick and tired of people dropping by every couple of minutes.

posted by dave at 8:47 AM on Thursday, July 21, 2011

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