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Ugh

The problem with getting up this early is that it's too early to remember why I got up this early.

posted by dave at 4:24 AM on Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Worth a try

Taking a mental-health day from work.

posted by dave at 10:27 AM on Monday, May 16, 2011

Late

There is no spoon, and the cake is a lie.

posted by dave at 2:00 AM on Monday, May 16, 2011

Waiting

Waiting for the crazy to surface. I know it's in there somewhere.

posted by dave at 4:41 PM on Saturday, May 14, 2011

Don't

Don't ask me how I'm doing. I either have to lie to you, or ruin your day. I don't want to do either one.

posted by dave at 1:52 PM on Saturday, May 14, 2011

Friday

My plan for today is to just let it happen.

posted by dave at 7:35 AM on Friday, May 13, 2011

Eeek!

posted by dave at 5:32 AM on Friday, May 13, 2011

Ouch

There's a little squirrel here with only half a tail. He still seems to have pretty good balance though.

posted by dave at 7:40 AM on Thursday, May 12, 2011

Goose Island Night Stalker Imperial Stout

(bottle) Pours black with a minimal brown head. Smells faintly of licorice. Medium mouthfeel. Nice flavor of roasted malts, licorice, and a touch of chocolate. Substantial alcohol finish. Quite good.

posted by dave at 8:39 PM on Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Girls are weird

One of them just texted and asked if we could have a beer right now. Two seconds later, she texted to ignore the previous text.

posted by dave at 5:58 PM on Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Lunch

Had a Hardee's Turkey Mushroom and Swiss, which was way yummy to my tummy, but then I remembered that turkey makes me very sleepy, so zzzzzzz...

posted by dave at 12:38 PM on Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Geese

There are geese on the roof of my building. They look weird up there.

posted by dave at 10:07 AM on Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Excited

I'm excited, but it sucks that I have to wait.

posted by dave at 5:42 PM on Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Funny to me

The guy on the news is named Andy Alcock.

posted by dave at 6:03 PM on Monday, May 09, 2011

Grrr

CartGirl asked me The Question. My answer was to never ask me that again.

posted by dave at 5:27 PM on Monday, May 09, 2011

Testing

Is this thing on?

posted by dave at 4:03 PM on Monday, May 09, 2011

Looking

Looking for people I know on TV. No luck so far.

posted by dave at 5:46 PM on Friday, May 06, 2011

Two

It's two degrees and it's the 6th of May. Al Gore can blow me.

posted by dave at 11:51 AM on Friday, May 06, 2011

Grrr

Every day this week they've lowered the forecast temperatures, and raised the chances of rain, for this weekend.

posted by dave at 6:25 AM on Friday, May 06, 2011

Wow

This is the worst day I've had in two years.

posted by dave at 8:25 PM on Thursday, May 05, 2011

PTO

Not having a good day today. Going home.

posted by dave at 2:01 PM on Thursday, May 05, 2011

Bitch

Some bitch just took SemiCuteGirl's parking spot.

posted by dave at 7:25 AM on Thursday, May 05, 2011

Me too

You ever just want to say something, anything, to make things better? But then you don't say anything because you definitely don't want to make things worse? Yeah, me too. All the time.

posted by dave at 6:23 AM on Thursday, May 05, 2011

Frost

My phone is going crazy telling me about frost warnings for tonight. Do I look like a damn farmer?

posted by dave at 4:02 PM on Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Relieved

And now, back to my regularly scheduled programming.

posted by dave at 5:09 AM on Wednesday, May 04, 2011

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