This is just something I've been messing with lately. The idea is that I can email these little snippets to my site, and then you people can read them. These will, in theory, be stupid things that aren't worth a real blog entry.
This just inShania Twain is still hot.WorriedI can't help it. My brain just works like this. It's part of my charm.MondayEvery damn Monday I have a really tough time deciding what pizza to get for pizza night. This Monday is no different. I've got it narrowed down to Sportstime, Pizza Hut, Korner Kitchen, or stupid Bearno's.Pbbbbbbbbbbbbbtttt!That is all.ConspiracyToday's conspiracy theory is that they've been sitting on Bin Laden's death for years, and they're releasing the information now to distract people from Obama's forged birth certificate. Seriously, this dude at work is an endless source of amusement for me.WeirdIt's raining for a change.Next!What a childish thing to think. I should be better than that.SomethingI would say something now, but I wouldn't be believed.YepThat's what I think.DownAnd there it is. I fucking called it. Dammit.Checked in......at stupid Bearno's.PSAThe employees at the Burger King on Taylorsville Rd are worthless.HomeHome now. I don't really know why. At least it didn't take me over three hours to get here today.CravingCraving a Marzen.MeMe strong man. Me move lots of heavy equipment. Me pull muscle. Ouch.FinallyI'm finally home. Worst. Commute. Ever.SarcasmThis commute isn't ridiculous at all.Nice knowing everyoneIt's sunny now. They said on the radio this morning that, if we got some sun and therefore some warming, then tornadoes would definitely kill me tonight. Something like that, anyway.ThinkingThinking that I wouldn't have done whatever it was that was done.Oh goodyTwo of my absolute least favorite people are here.FreeFree vacation, courtesy of the Louisville police.BgokI was going to go to Rich O's after work, but I chickened out.Dear GodJust how many May flowers do you think we need?BowingJust sitting in my garage, bowing to the inevitable.Nom!