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Hi ho

Off to work now. I hope this doesn't take too damn long.

posted by dave at 12:05 PM on Sunday, January 23, 2011

Ta-da!

My secret power seems to be summoning the Aunt Flo of any girl I'm with.

posted by dave at 12:57 AM on Sunday, January 23, 2011

Funny to me

I have the worst girlfriend ever.

posted by dave at 7:16 PM on Saturday, January 22, 2011

People

They're full of shit. They suck.

posted by dave at 3:04 PM on Saturday, January 22, 2011

Better

Now we're going to the boat. That should be more fun than the funeral home was.

posted by dave at 2:17 PM on Saturday, January 22, 2011

Hate

I hate this place.

posted by dave at 10:35 AM on Saturday, January 22, 2011

Problem

The problem with distractions is that sometimes they make you remember.

posted by dave at 8:58 AM on Saturday, January 22, 2011

NABC Imperial Bonfire of the Vanities

(draft) Black with a thin brown head. Enticing chocolatey grapey smoky aroma. Thinnish mouthfeel. Wow. Roasty and creamy and smoky. Quite yummy.

posted by dave at 9:51 PM on Friday, January 21, 2011

Excited

Now I'm at Rich O's. I'm getting excited!

posted by dave at 5:12 PM on Friday, January 21, 2011

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

That is all.

posted by dave at 6:21 AM on Friday, January 21, 2011

Unfair

It's totally unfair that that kid is so awesome. I miss him.

posted by dave at 6:19 PM on Thursday, January 20, 2011

Damn

If things hadn't gotten so fucked up, we could have gone sledding. It would have been fun. Damn.

posted by dave at 5:41 PM on Thursday, January 20, 2011

Tiny

It's snowing really hard, but they're teeny-tiny flakes. At this rate, we might have an inch accumulation by March.

posted by dave at 1:48 PM on Thursday, January 20, 2011

Hard

I just want to say that this is really hard for me, and fuck anyone who thinks otherwise.

posted by dave at 12:12 PM on Thursday, January 20, 2011

Naked

Had a nice dream last night. I haven't quite figured out what was going on, but there was a lot of nakedness. That was cool.

posted by dave at 8:40 AM on Thursday, January 20, 2011

Oh well

So much for my great plan of waking up to a foot of snow.

posted by dave at 6:43 AM on Thursday, January 20, 2011

Meanie

Hi!

posted by dave at 5:26 PM on Wednesday, January 19, 2011

This just in

I fucked up, but I'm not the only one.

posted by dave at 3:36 PM on Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Sleezling

It's sleezling outside. Looks like snowpocalypse is starting earlier than they predicted.

posted by dave at 1:40 PM on Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Wednesday I think

Good morning!

posted by dave at 8:34 AM on Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Wonders never cease

They actually picked up my trash yesterday.

posted by dave at 7:37 AM on Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Sigh

Just got a call from some chick. It was a wrong number. She sounded hot. This will probably turn out to be the highlight of my Tuesday.

posted by dave at 6:13 PM on Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Well

At least I'm not a robot, devoid of emotions. That would suck.

posted by dave at 5:41 PM on Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Stupid

Rain in the Winter is so stupid and depressing. If it were 20 degrees colder here, I bet we'd have a foot of snow already. Rain in the Winter is a waste.

posted by dave at 1:07 PM on Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Wondering

When, exactly, is the healthy, wealthy, and wise stuff supposed to kick in?

posted by dave at 6:39 AM on Tuesday, January 18, 2011

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