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One more day one more day one more day one more day...

posted by dave at 6:28 AM on Thursday, February 03, 2011

Yay!

Going to stupid Jack's to see OddlyFamiliarGirl. It's been a million years, I think. I want to get some feminine advice from her.

posted by dave at 6:21 PM on Wednesday, February 02, 2011

Grrr

I'm going to be in a bad mood today. I'm going to miss her, and anyone who doesn't like it can go fuck themselves.

posted by dave at 8:51 AM on Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Idiot

Some idiot truck driver ran me off the road. I hate him. I'm glad I was driving my truck.

posted by dave at 8:21 AM on Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Hey

You know what? Well, you should know.

posted by dave at 5:39 PM on Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Mad

I would be mad if I was a mighty T-Rex, and I found out that my great great great great great great great great great great...grandson was going to be a chicken.

posted by dave at 1:39 PM on Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Disclaimer

Sometimes I ramble.

posted by dave at 12:52 PM on Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Weird

Apparently, in my dream, the alien signals were coming from one of the blankets, and so we each had to sleep with a different blanket in case the signal reappeared.

posted by dave at 8:10 AM on Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Whoa

I'm totally freaking out right now. I don't know what to do.

posted by dave at 6:47 PM on Monday, January 24, 2011

Attitude

Right now, I miss the past and the future. The present? Not so much. I wish I could keep this attitude.

posted by dave at 5:26 PM on Monday, January 24, 2011

Difference

There's a difference between a lie and an error.

posted by dave at 2:10 PM on Monday, January 24, 2011

Yep

It's definitely a Tremens kind of day.

posted by dave at 2:07 PM on Monday, January 24, 2011

Wow

Really?!?

posted by dave at 10:59 AM on Monday, January 24, 2011

Semi-cute girl got her parking spot

posted by dave at 7:44 AM on Monday, January 24, 2011

Monday

Up and at 'em!

posted by dave at 6:26 AM on Monday, January 24, 2011

Warmer

Not a cage either, but that's warmer.

posted by dave at 9:34 PM on Sunday, January 23, 2011

That

It was never about that for me. Maybe it should have been, or maybe I should have said it was. That's pretty fucked up.

posted by dave at 7:29 PM on Sunday, January 23, 2011

Nice

Having a nice date with Dirty Helen.

posted by dave at 7:13 PM on Sunday, January 23, 2011

Not

Not an anchor. Something, but not an anchor.

posted by dave at 6:50 PM on Sunday, January 23, 2011

Finally

It's about damn time.

posted by dave at 4:08 PM on Sunday, January 23, 2011

Hi ho

Off to work now. I hope this doesn't take too damn long.

posted by dave at 12:05 PM on Sunday, January 23, 2011

Ta-da!

My secret power seems to be summoning the Aunt Flo of any girl I'm with.

posted by dave at 12:57 AM on Sunday, January 23, 2011

Funny to me

I have the worst girlfriend ever.

posted by dave at 7:16 PM on Saturday, January 22, 2011

People

They're full of shit. They suck.

posted by dave at 3:04 PM on Saturday, January 22, 2011

Better

Now we're going to the boat. That should be more fun than the funeral home was.

posted by dave at 2:17 PM on Saturday, January 22, 2011

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