This was the only answer I could come up with.


This was funnier in real life.


This is my nephew and me.


That guy next to me is famous and shit.


I make new friends everywhere I go.


I figure, if I make a comic out of it, then maybe I won't say it in real life.


This was just something silly I said in an email to RockGirl.


I like puns. The stupider, the better.


The balance had to be maintained somehow.


I thought this was really deep when I heard it, especially considering the source.


I just happened to arrive just as he was speaking.


If I'd have tried to stop thinking about it, I'd probably have given my brain whiplash.


This was funny. I could tell it wsa funny because she didn't reply with an "LOL" or anything like that.


Joke stolen from one of the Airplane! movies.


Sometimes my powers of persuasion are mighty.


I liked her. She was my Denny's buddy for a while there.


And he's probably rich, too. Or possibly well-endowed.


The t-shirts should say "I'm with weirdo" and have an arrow pointing to the side.


Took me a second to get it. The innuendo was out of character for her.


She said she wasn't a bad influence on me. This was the only thing I could think of. It's not much.