This is just something I've been messing with lately. The idea is that I can email these little snippets to my site, and then you people can read them. These will, in theory, be stupid things that aren't worth a real blog entry.
HeyHappy new year. So there.OopsI totally forgot to wear a neutral color to work today. Now people are accusing me of actually caring about the stupid game.Hey 2010......don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.ReminderThat's okay. Maybe I needed this. Maybe I needed a reminder of why none of this is worth the effort. I may have forgotten lately.EraContemplating the end of this particular era. I don't think it's hit me yet.CertainToday is the longest day in history. I can't prove it, but I'm quite certain.NeedingReally needing a distraction today. Oh, and tomorrow too.DareGo ahead, I double-dog dare you. What are you, chicken?NotIt's not her. It's a girl who used to work in the same building as me.WeirdThere's a chick here who looks like LaptopGirl's sister.FunnyA funny question right now would be, "By the way, do you know if your dad will be home later?"PerspectiveI think it's funny that a certain person is going to turn 45 tomorrow. I didn't think it was nearly as funny when the same thing happened to me back in February.MaybeMaybe as much, but not more. Never ever more.PeoplePeople would tell me that was stupid. So I'm not telling anyone. It was between her and me.Yay!NABC Conesmoker is back!UnendingYou'd think that I'd have run out of snot by now.ProblemMy boss gave me a gift card to Napa River. Problem is, there's only one person I want to go with.CatEven though he was annoying and he kept biting me, I miss him.GrrrOkay, I give up on today. I tried to stay in a good mood, but I failed. Fuck you, world.VeryVery weird and mysterious. I'm intrigued.WowI had a thought. I forgot it, but then I just now remembered it. Good thing I'm going to bed. You're welcome.SacrilegeThey just played some Gary fucker's cover of Dell Shannon's classic Runaway. I may puke now.NobleThere's something noble, I think, about inventing hope where none exists. Or maybe retarded. I forget which.OtherEarlier I estimated that 71% of this is normal and understandable. It's those remaining 29% that bother me.WoeGoing to stupid Jack's, all by myself, because certain people are busy again. Woe is me.
