This is just something I've been messing with lately. The idea is that I can email these little snippets to my site, and then you people can read them. These will, in theory, be stupid things that aren't worth a real blog entry.
EyebrowsI just got my hairs cut. The dude asked me if I wanted him to trim my eyebrows. Of course I declined, because I'm straight, but now I'll probably be all self-conscious about these things for the rest of the day.TodayToday, I am not going to fight it. I am surrendering to it. Just for today, though.NotThe thing is, I am not going to be fooled again. Not even for a second. This makes me a little sad.WowOkay, NOW I remember.BrrrAl Gore and his global warming can suck my dick.AlsoI didn't forget this one, either.NoteNote to self: upgrade Santa's Little Helper from good to yummy.OuchI seem to have slept on my neck last night. Now I can't turn it to the right. So that's awesome. I hope no assassin comes at me from the right side, or I'm doomed.Lakefront Holiday Spice(draft) Cloudy brown. No detectable head. Spicy aroma. Creamy mouthfeel. Spicy and malty flavor. Pretty good.HaMy cats have no sense of humor whatsoever.MemoryI didn't forget.Stone Vertical Epic 12.12.12(bottle) Almost black, with a thin brown head. Aroma of apples and I think caramel. Medium mouthfeel. Flavor like the aroma, with a bit of gasoline weirdness at the finish. Weird, but good.Pants on fireWhoever it was who told me that Cumberland Brewery was out of business was a big fat liar.New Albanian Naughty Claus 2013(draft) Clear light reddish brown. Minimal beige head. Aroma of spices and pumpkin. Creamy mouthfeel flavor quite spicy, flavorful not hot, with a very smooth finish. Quite good.DreamsSometimes my dreams lie so convincingly that I spend the entire next day disappointed by reality.OldOne of the disconcerting things about getting old is discovering hideous bruises that have appeared for no reason.WeirdI wrote a blog entry, then emailed RockGirl to tell her I'd actually written a blog entry, then my keyboard died.SleepI can tell I'm sleeping too much because my cats roll their eyes when I go to bed. At 7:00.Rogue Beard Beer(draft) Cloudy brownish-orange. Small white head. Vague clean aroma of various fruit peels. Creamy mouthfeel. Very mild flavor of something. Decent.RivertownRivertown Winter Ale(draft) The color of hazy dark tea. No head. Aroma of alcohol and spices, notably cinnamon. Flavor like the aroma, but more intense. Good, a little intense.Clown Shoes Blaecorn Unidragon Russian Imperial Stout(bottle) Black with a smallish brown head. Aroma of dark roasted and regular malts. Medium mouthfeel. Flavor of roasted malts and alcohol. Fairly evident alcohol burn in the mouthfeel and the finish. Good.Falls City American Wheat Ale(bottle) Fizzy light gold with a dissipating white head. Very light hoppy aroma. Thin mouthfeel. Pretty fizzy. Flavor creamier and not as hoppy as I'd feared. Decent and drinkable.SleetIt's sleeting now. I hope you people are happy.CertainlyWhile I'm most certainly not glad that my parents died years ago, sometimes I find myself being glad that I no longer have it to look forward to.