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Job

Why can't I get a job that involves sitting in my garage at night? That would be an awesome job.

posted by dave at 1:05 AM on Thursday, May 16, 2013

Metaphor

Quacks are daggers...

posted by dave at 2:31 AM on Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Victory Storm King

(draft) Black with a nice tan head and good lacing. Aroma of malts and roasted malts. Medium mouthfeel. Nice roasted malt flavor with an alcohol bite at the finish. Very good.

posted by dave at 6:03 PM on Monday, May 13, 2013

Fat

Zombie Picklepie is out here. He's really fat. Even fatter than Happy was.

posted by dave at 10:04 PM on Thursday, May 02, 2013

List

The list of people I used to be really close to has become a list of people I really miss.

posted by dave at 5:03 PM on Wednesday, May 01, 2013

Glowing

I like it when I sit outside at night and my eyes adjust to the dark and it looks like everything is glowing a little.

posted by dave at 10:37 PM on Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Heh

If you don't think this is the funniest piece of mail that I've ever received in my life, then you're mistaken.

posted by dave at 4:02 PM on Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Numb

I'm numb and in shock right now. Worse feelings will, I'm sure, follow shortly.

posted by dave at 3:56 PM on Thursday, April 25, 2013

Cowards

Off with their heads!

posted by dave at 5:29 PM on Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Whoa

Hail as big as gumballs.

posted by dave at 8:27 PM on Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Lunch

Free lunch at O'Charley's again. CornerGirl must be feeling guilty about something.

posted by dave at 12:37 PM on Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Still undead

posted by dave at 12:51 AM on Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Grrr

Today, everything is a reminder.

posted by dave at 7:33 PM on Tuesday, April 09, 2013

Harpoon Triticus

(draft) Almost black with a nice tan head. Fruity aroma. Medium mouthfeel. Tastes like a Belgian quad to me, so, it's good.

posted by dave at 5:38 PM on Tuesday, April 09, 2013

Strike

I think bowling should have a fifth row of pins.

posted by dave at 1:27 PM on Sunday, April 07, 2013

Finally

Occupying my garage for the first time this season. It's finally warm enough.

posted by dave at 12:50 AM on Sunday, April 07, 2013

Woof

Cleocatra is freaking out because a dog is barking on TV.

posted by dave at 9:31 PM on Sunday, March 31, 2013

Out

All plans go out the window when I get a pizza.

posted by dave at 5:57 PM on Wednesday, March 06, 2013

Ouch

This match is painful to watch.

posted by dave at 7:22 PM on Tuesday, March 05, 2013

Bluegrass Tsar Bomba

(draft) Black with a minimal brown head. Aroma of roasted malts. Creamy mouthfeel. Nice and malty flavor, with a slight alcohol burn at the finish. A good beer.

posted by dave at 5:22 PM on Saturday, March 02, 2013

Cleocatra, Queen of the Meow

posted by dave at 7:21 PM on Friday, March 01, 2013

Sneaky

The machinations and the scheming are underway.

posted by dave at 7:39 PM on Thursday, February 28, 2013

Nothing

You know what's less fun than waiting for the UPS dude to show up with a new cue?

posted by dave at 11:11 AM on Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Sick

I just bought another cue. It's like a disease.

posted by dave at 7:21 PM on Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Weird

There's a guy shaving in the restroom here at work. I've always thought this was weird.

posted by dave at 3:19 PM on Monday, February 25, 2013

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