This is just something I've been messing with lately. The idea is that I can email these little snippets to my site, and then you people can read them. These will, in theory, be stupid things that aren't worth a real blog entry.
EverybodyEverybody said this would get easier. Everybody was wrong. Very wrong.ParanoidMy cat Buddy is being super affectionate. It's making me nervous. He's obviously up to something.JerkApparently, I'm a real jerk now. Just ask any of my ex-friends.ThereSaw several Perseids. Made several wishes. Some of my wishes might be considered to be mean.BrrrIt's freaking cold out here! I haven't seen any Perseids yet.Box O' Kittens!
PleaseI don't think it's asking too much.WantI want something good to happen today, just to prove that it's still possible.MaintenanceOkay, I think today sucked enough that the rest of the week should be suck-free to maintain the average.TenSometimes, you've just got to sleep ten hours, and that's all there is to it.WowSomebody tell me when this is supposed to start getting easier.AlreadyIt's already stupid hot out here.UghI wish they didn't have to hold Monday mornings on Monday mornings. It's adding insult to injury.SometimesSometimes, the things that come out of my mouth simply floor me.Brewdog Paradox Smokehead (Batch 15)(bottle) The color of dark cola. No head whatsoever. Aroma was weird. Dark fruits reminded me of a strong Belgian. Surprising to find this aroma in an imperial stout. Medium mouthfeel. Flavor was surprisingly good. Fruity and malty. Definitely different. I have another bottle in my fridge, and I'm looking forward to opening it soon.ThreeMake that three times now.SaturdayI must put on clothes. I must leave my house. In that order. I must get motivated.NahShe would never be that cruel. Not even her.HairsI just realized that I've only had my hairs cut twice in 2011.StupidChecked in at stupid Bearno's.GrrrIf I had wanted a fuckbuddy, I would have already had one.Drunken rednecksShouldn't these people be out huntin' or fishin' or beatin' up some minority or something?StarvingI'm starving to death today.OopsSlept too long. Mass hysteria has ensued.DinnerMeeting SneakyGirl for dinner. I don't know how to tell her, but I'm not hungry at all.
