I should have known something was going on.

First, the vacuum lady shows up twice in three days. Then, the food lady comes and sprays water all over the floor! Finally, the human cleaned his office. That alone should have been enough to tip me off.

But it wasn't.

I'm lucky to be alive.

Tonight every human on the planet came to the human's house to try to kill me! They started showing up this evening. The food lady was the first one here, and she brought a miniature human with her. I barely had time to get to my secret hiding place before the humans just started pouring in.

There were miniature humans, wrinkly humans, humans of all shapes and sizes. They were all united with one goal - to catch and kill me!

I could tell that this human invasion was no laughing matter when Buddy and Happy came into the box room to hide with me. They never do that.

For hours the humans searched the house for me. I could hear the miniature humans especially well - they'd run up and down the stairs trying to flush me out. One time a strange lady human came in to the box room, but luckily Happy scared her off before she saw me. Happy is my hero. Later the vacuum lady came in and almost caught me!

After a long time all the humans left, probably to go to some other house to find a worse hider than me! I'm so glad I have such a good secret hiding place or I'd be a goner for sure!

This morning I got to go on a trip!

The human brought out The Cage of Adventure and since Nugget and Buddy are scared of it they ran downstairs. I like the cage so I jumped right in to check it out.

As I'd hoped, the human then picked up the cage (and me!) and put it in the car for a trip!

We went to the shot lady's house and I don't really like it there but there were other cats and a dog to look at so it was pretty cool.

The shot lady used a brush on me and that felt really good! Then she had this little pill with yummy stuff in it that she squirted in my mouth. Yummy!

Just when I was starting to think that this was going to be the best day ever the shot lady gave me a shot. But even that wasn't too bad because then she brushed me some more.

When the human brought me home I could tell that Buddy and Nugget were jealous about the yummy stuff in the pill!

Today the human put the biggest toy ever in the living room!

It's a big giant green thing with all kinds of pretty colored lights on it, and there's these balls hanging all over the place. It's really cool.

I bet I can climb to the top of it and won't that be something!