Yesterday this dude came over to the house and did something pretty strange.

He put brown stuff on all of the walls around the foyer.

I smelled the brown stuff (it kind of looked like food) but it didn't smell very good so I didn't try licking it.

The guy would put some brown stuff on the walls, and then he and the human would go downstairs and bat the balls around on the big no-no table, then he'd go back upstairs and put more brown stuff on the walls.

Humans are very strange sometimes.

But the thing I really wanted to say about the guy is that he had toys hanging from one of his ears!

His ear I tell you!

I couldn't play with the toys because his ear was too high for me to jump.