The other day the human set up some kind of elaborate cat trap in the house.

At least that's what I thought. Then Buddy said it was just some network cables that the human put there for us to play with.

That was awful nice of the human to do that.

Today me and Buddy had a race to see who could chew through one of the cables the fastest.

I think I won!

But now the human is mad at us. I don't know why. There is plenty more cable laying around the floor.

Yesterday this dude came over to the house and did something pretty strange.

He put brown stuff on all of the walls around the foyer.

I smelled the brown stuff (it kind of looked like food) but it didn't smell very good so I didn't try licking it.

The guy would put some brown stuff on the walls, and then he and the human would go downstairs and bat the balls around on the big no-no table, then he'd go back upstairs and put more brown stuff on the walls.

Humans are very strange sometimes.

But the thing I really wanted to say about the guy is that he had toys hanging from one of his ears!

His ear I tell you!

I couldn't play with the toys because his ear was too high for me to jump.

Today the human brought this big giant glass toy in from the garage.

I remember this thing from a long time ago, but back then it had these little toys (Buddy called them "fish") in it that were a lot of fun to watch.

Now the big glass toy is just sitting in the kitchen with nothing but some cobwebs in it.

Maybe the human will get some of those "fish" toys and put them in the big glass toy.

That would be cool.

Today the human put the biggest toy ever in the living room!

It's a big giant green thing with all kinds of pretty colored lights on it, and there's these balls hanging all over the place. It's really cool.

I bet I can climb to the top of it and won't that be something!