The balance had to be maintained somehow.


I thought this was really deep when I heard it, especially considering the source.


I just happened to arrive just as he was speaking.


If I'd have tried to stop thinking about it, I'd probably have given my brain whiplash.


This was funny. I could tell it wsa funny because she didn't reply with an "LOL" or anything like that.


Joke stolen from one of the Airplane! movies.


Sometimes my powers of persuasion are mighty.


I liked her. She was my Denny's buddy for a while there.


And he's probably rich, too. Or possibly well-endowed.


The t-shirts should say "I'm with weirdo" and have an arrow pointing to the side.


Took me a second to get it. The innuendo was out of character for her.


She said she wasn't a bad influence on me. This was the only thing I could think of. It's not much.


She was cute enough that I really wished I was still that young.


It's nice to let them have their little victories every now and then.


It was only a tiny fruitfly or something like that.


I couldn't do anything right that day.


Might be funny if it didn't have a bit of truth in it.


Sometimes we have really strange conversations.


I chuckled for an hour when I heard this joke.


I should have said not to shoot the messenger.