Something about mice and men...


This comic is actually rated at least PG-13.


This was kinda mean, but funny. And I didn't say it, I only thought it.


This was an intruiging conversation.


It was a sex talk, but don't tell anyone.





Perhaps I've been eating there too often. They're taking me for granted.


It wasn't that I didn't want to be there, it was that my mind hadn't come along with me.


We had a pregnancy scare back in the Spring. It freaked us both out.


I'm right, and she's wrong. Eventually I hope she realizes those facts.


Maybe I should start looking for dumb girls. Nah.


Not funny, and not supposed to be funny. Surprising, though.


This was my friend RockGirl and her boyfriend. What made it sweet was that it was out of character for him.


I knew better than to ask for balls.


Everyone's gotta be good at something. It's just a matter of finding out what it is.


Sometimes things are funnier in my head than when I say them out loud.


More surreal than funny, I think. It would be genuinely funny if it wasn't true.


This has nothing to do with anything. It's just something I thought of that was funny to me.


This was part of a series of surreal converations.


She met most of my family. It went well.