Maybe I should start looking for dumb girls. Nah.


Not funny, and not supposed to be funny. Surprising, though.


This was my friend RockGirl and her boyfriend. What made it sweet was that it was out of character for him.


I knew better than to ask for balls.


Everyone's gotta be good at something. It's just a matter of finding out what it is.


Sometimes things are funnier in my head than when I say them out loud.


More surreal than funny, I think. It would be genuinely funny if it wasn't true.


This has nothing to do with anything. It's just something I thought of that was funny to me.


This was part of a series of surreal converations.


She met most of my family. It went well.


LaptopGirl and I ran into an ex-girlfriend at dinner.


Sort of paraphrased, but the gist is what was said.


Good thing they're pretty much indestructible.


An actual email conversation. I like the mental image that this conjures.


Not really supposed to be funny.


I really had no idea what she was talking about. I thought I was just making my normal face.


This was really funny in real life. Not mean at all.


Nobody understands me sometimes.


This is kinda mean, but since I'm only thinking it and not saying it, it's okay.


I don't like my last line. I just couldn't think of anything funny, and I can't remember what I said in real-life.