I don't like my last line. I just couldn't think of anything funny, and I can't remember what I said in real-life.


I thought this was funny. I don't think anyone else did.


A rare comic in which none of the characters are me.


The actual offer was for a lunch date, which would have been worth a gazillion dollars to me.


Part of a larger entry.


Part of a larger entry. I think this one is funny. It's not quite autobiographical.


I think I was expected to be a lot more stressed than I was.


This didn't really happen. It's just something that struck me as funny.


And the thing is, this was better than anything I could think of myself.


I totally stole this idea from this guy.


This was one of my more normal reasons for declaring somebody to be a weirdo.


What was funny was that if I'd stayed for five more minutes, I'd have ditched her for someone else.


I'm not allowed to say how she bruised it, but I will say that it wasn't by doing what people think.


I think it was something like this.


And I don't feel guilty. Much.


I bet this is the last time she ever makes that request.


You probably had to be there. It was very impressive, the short-term memory loss displayed.


I already drink, or conversations like this would drive me to do so.





I'm not sure if she was trying to be funny, or if she was just really dumb.