I've been really struggling trying to learn how to drink from the faucet.

Nearly every night the human turns on the faucet for a while so Nugget can drink from it. It really looks like fun, and Nugget does such a good job of getting the water on his tongue.

But whenever I try I just get water all over my face. In my nose. In my ears.

Maybe I just don't have the coordination necessary.

It really looks like fun though, so I'll keep trying.

Wish me luck.

Tonight the human gave me these little pellets from a pouch.

I smelled the first pellet, just to make sure it wasn't poison, and it smelled okay so I took a chance and ate it.

Yummy to my tummy!

The human got so excited that I actually ate something he'd offered me that he ended up giving me a half-dozen of the things!

And Buddy and Happy didn't get any because they were in the other room!

I am curious, though. What do you suppose Hairball Control Formula means? That's what was written on the side of the pouch.

Yesterday this dude came over to the house and did something pretty strange.

He put brown stuff on all of the walls around the foyer.

I smelled the brown stuff (it kind of looked like food) but it didn't smell very good so I didn't try licking it.

The guy would put some brown stuff on the walls, and then he and the human would go downstairs and bat the balls around on the big no-no table, then he'd go back upstairs and put more brown stuff on the walls.

Humans are very strange sometimes.

But the thing I really wanted to say about the guy is that he had toys hanging from one of his ears!

His ear I tell you!

I couldn't play with the toys because his ear was too high for me to jump.

I want to go outside and play in the snow!!

It looks like so much fun.

Buddy says that the snow is really cold and I wouldn't like it, but I think I'm pretty well-insulated against anything!

Let me at it!!

No I'm not.

Nugget is a dork.

Back a loooong time ago, I think even before Nugget graced us with his presence, the human had this big giant aquarium full of yummy-looking fish.

I never could get to the fish before, but yesterday the human brought that old aquarium in from the garage and put it on top of the dishwasher.

I hope he leaves it there and gets some fish, 'cause I can get to the top of the dishwasher!

Oooh, I can't wait to eat me some yummy fish!

The human has apparently stopped all pretense of being nice.

Today he brought in this huge thing from the garage.

It's all made of glass and it's all dirty and stuff. I'm sure it's some kind of newfangled cat trap!

I've tried to be nice to the human, even though lately, as I wrote earlier, he's been obsessed with picking me up and petting me.

I guess that now the picking up and the petting isn't enough. The human is going to trap me in the new cat trap and torture me!

Or maybe even leave me in the trap for the vacuum lady to find!

Oh, the horror!

Today the human brought this big giant glass toy in from the garage.

I remember this thing from a long time ago, but back then it had these little toys (Buddy called them "fish") in it that were a lot of fun to watch.

Now the big glass toy is just sitting in the kitchen with nothing but some cobwebs in it.

Maybe the human will get some of those "fish" toys and put them in the big glass toy.

That would be cool.

Last night was horrible!

I got trapped in the human's office all night long!

This morning when he found me he tried to act all apologetic and stuff but it will take much more than that to make up for this mistreatment.

Maybe if he gave me a treat.

Yes, that would do it.