Some of you may be bothered by the fact that Happy, Nugget, and I hardly ever post anything.
But really, if you think about it - what are we supposed to write about?
We're cats after all.
It's not like our lives are full of interesting events. We all mostly just sleep and eat and poop.
Sometimes stuff does happen that's worth writing about though.
Stuff like the fact that it's a zillion degrees in this house and the stupid human isn't doing anything about it. He's just sitting there watching TV.
It's not like we ask for much. Just that he feeds us, pets us, cleans our litterbox, and plays with us every now and then.
And keep us safe from harm. That's an important one.
Now maybe I'm just being overly dramatic, but wouldn't roasting to death count as harm? Wouldn't you think that once he saw how we were suffering in this heat that he'd, I dunno, TURN THE AIR CONDITIONING BACK ON?
It may be time to find a new human. I think this one may be defective.