posted by nugget on Saturday, September 27, 2003 at 2:33 PM in category the human
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I don't know why, but the human never lets me eat any plastic. This morning I found some new plastic in the basement trash can. I was happily spreading it around the room, stopping to snack every now and then, not causing anyone any harm, when the human comes down and picks up all the plastic and takes it upstairs.
Why won't he allow me a simple pleasure like eating plastic. He's just so mean!