So Friday the vacuum lady comes and does her vacuum thing. I remember that the vacuum lady used to give me food, but this "diet" thing that the human is doing to me has apparently put a stop to that. Now when the vacuum lady shows up there's nothing in it for me but terror.

Later that night the human came home with a big box. I was pretty excited about the box because, you know, it could have FOOD in it. But it didn't have food. It had a vacuum cleaner in it. Before I could even come to grips with this information the new vacuum woke up and pulled the human around the room for a while. Luckily he was able to control it and it eventually went back to sleep.

The next day the human came home with another big box, and you may not believe this but there was ANOTHER vacuum cleaner in it! It came in a lot of pieces and I thought that meant it was dead but the human put it all together and fixed it! Why would he do that?

This new vacuum cleaner woke up and pulled the human through every room in the house before he finally wrestled it into the closet!

So now there are three living vacuums in the house, plus a couple of dead ones in the box room, and those really loud ones that spray water.

It's quite an infestation we've got here.

If the human brings home another box tonight I may have to move.