The human has stopped giving us food.

I mean, he hasn't stopped FEEDING us, he just stopped giving us FOOD to eat.

What we get instead are these disgusting little pellets that look like food but aren't.

Buddy says that the little pellets are "diet" cat food and that it's because I'm so fat and because Nugget couldn't pee that one time.

I'm unfamiliar with this word "diet" but I do know what "food" is and these pellets are not food.

I want to know why Buddy always blames everything on me and Nugget. Like he's so perfect or something. At least Nugget and I know how to use the stupid litterbox.