Sometimes things are funnier in my head than when I say them out loud.


More surreal than funny, I think. It would be genuinely funny if it wasn't true.


This has nothing to do with anything. It's just something I thought of that was funny to me.


This was part of a series of surreal converations.


She met most of my family. It went well.


LaptopGirl and I ran into an ex-girlfriend at dinner.


Sort of paraphrased, but the gist is what was said.


Good thing they're pretty much indestructible.


An actual email conversation. I like the mental image that this conjures.


Not really supposed to be funny.


I really had no idea what she was talking about. I thought I was just making my normal face.


This was really funny in real life. Not mean at all.


Nobody understands me sometimes.


This is kinda mean, but since I'm only thinking it and not saying it, it's okay.


I don't like my last line. I just couldn't think of anything funny, and I can't remember what I said in real-life.


I thought this was funny. I don't think anyone else did.


A rare comic in which none of the characters are me.


The actual offer was for a lunch date, which would have been worth a gazillion dollars to me.


Part of a larger entry.


Part of a larger entry. I think this one is funny. It's not quite autobiographical.