I think I was expected to be a lot more stressed than I was.


This didn't really happen. It's just something that struck me as funny.


And the thing is, this was better than anything I could think of myself.


I totally stole this idea from this guy.


This was one of my more normal reasons for declaring somebody to be a weirdo.


What was funny was that if I'd stayed for five more minutes, I'd have ditched her for someone else.


I'm not allowed to say how she bruised it, but I will say that it wasn't by doing what people think.


I think it was something like this.


And I don't feel guilty. Much.


I bet this is the last time she ever makes that request.


You probably had to be there. It was very impressive, the short-term memory loss displayed.


I already drink, or conversations like this would drive me to do so.





I'm not sure if she was trying to be funny, or if she was just really dumb.


Not funny. Not meant to be funny.


Not really a joke in this case. More of a plea.


I don't know why I am the way I am, but I get tired of fighting with myself.


That would really hurt, I think.


I've taken substantial liberties in paraphrasing this conversation.


She was actually pretty hot, but not because of her feet. Her feet were a little creepy.