Back a loooong time ago, I think even before Nugget graced us with his presence, the human had this big giant aquarium full of yummy-looking fish.

I never could get to the fish before, but yesterday the human brought that old aquarium in from the garage and put it on top of the dishwasher.

I hope he leaves it there and gets some fish, 'cause I can get to the top of the dishwasher!

Oooh, I can't wait to eat me some yummy fish!

The human has apparently stopped all pretense of being nice.

Today he brought in this huge thing from the garage.

It's all made of glass and it's all dirty and stuff. I'm sure it's some kind of newfangled cat trap!

I've tried to be nice to the human, even though lately, as I wrote earlier, he's been obsessed with picking me up and petting me.

I guess that now the picking up and the petting isn't enough. The human is going to trap me in the new cat trap and torture me!

Or maybe even leave me in the trap for the vacuum lady to find!

Oh, the horror!

Today the human brought this big giant glass toy in from the garage.

I remember this thing from a long time ago, but back then it had these little toys (Buddy called them "fish") in it that were a lot of fun to watch.

Now the big glass toy is just sitting in the kitchen with nothing but some cobwebs in it.

Maybe the human will get some of those "fish" toys and put them in the big glass toy.

That would be cool.

Last night was horrible!

I got trapped in the human's office all night long!

This morning when he found me he tried to act all apologetic and stuff but it will take much more than that to make up for this mistreatment.

Maybe if he gave me a treat.

Yes, that would do it.

I was sure that when I hid the key to the human's door that the vacuum lady would never be able to come again.

On Tuesday she tried to get in the house, but she couldn't and she had to leave.

I was on top of the world.

Then on Wednesday the stupid human left the stupid door unlocked so the stupid vacuum lady could get in the stupid house.

So now, not only do I have to worry about the vacuum lady, I also have to worry about humans just wandering in off the street to get me because the human leaves the door unlocked.

I have to try to remember where I hid the key so I can give it back to the human. At least that way I only have to worry about the vacuum lady.

And believe me, that's bad enough.

Oh, the terror!