posted by dave in category piss

(draft) During lunch in Cincinnatti one day I looked over the sparse beer selection and chose to try Abita Amber since I'd never had it before. I chose poorly. Water with beer-flavoring added. The tap water taste overpowered the beer taste. Very unsatisfactory.

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posted by dave in category fruit, piss

(draft) A cloudy beer with a slightly pinkish tint. If it had any actual flavor I'd decribe it here, but alas, there was none. A waste of time.

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Ounces Consumed: 5

posted by dave in category piss

(draft) No head. No aroma, No flavor. A very dry and fizzy mouthfeel. Probably good for an upset stomach but little else.

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posted by dave in category piss

I'd heard some good things about this, but I can't for the life of me figure out why. This was water with a couple of drops of beer flavoring added. I only drank about an inch from the glass.

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posted by dave in category lager, piss

Clear pale yellow. Fizzy and a little sharp. Pretty gross.

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posted by dave in category adjuncts, piss, wheat

(draft) Lord, why hast thou foresaken me? I thought this was crap. I only drank about two sips and then I threw the rest away.

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posted by dave in category adjuncts, piss

(draft) This really sucked.

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Ounces Consumed: 5

posted by dave in category belgian, lambic, piss

(bottle) I kind of expected that this mead/lambic blend would be disgusting. I was right. Probably the nastiest thing that's touched my tongue in years.

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posted by dave in category piss

Rotten molasses is how I will describe it, though I don't really know what rotten molasses tastes like.

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posted by dave in category lager, piss

(draft) Nowhere on the tap did it have the word lager. That's false advertising as far as I'm concerned, but so is the lack of the phrase watery baby bunny piss. This just might give a Stella a run for its money as the weakest non-American lager in the world.

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posted by dave in category lager, piss

(draft) An absolutely terrible, bland, watery excuse for a beer. Tastes exactly how it looks - weak and boring.

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posted by dave in category adjuncts, piss

Somehow combined bland and rotten in the same glass. Tasted like fermented Mazola Corn Oil, and not in a good way. Blech.

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posted by dave in category lager, piss

(draft) A lager by any other name is still a lager, and I still don't like it. Kind of a sickly-sweet taste that I can't really describe and I don't want to drink more of it just to get a better description.

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posted by dave in category lager, piss

(draft) I asked for a Belgian and got this awful thing. I don't like lagers, and this was a pretty bad lager. Bland mixed with boring.

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posted by dave in category piss

I didn't like it at all, and I don't think I can properly describe the displeasure I had while drinking it, so I won't try. A sickly-sweet syrupy mess.

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posted by dave in category piss

(bottle) Absolutely disgusting aroma and color and flavor. Probably the worst beer I've ever tried.

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