(draft) During lunch in Cincinnati one day I looked over the sparse beer selection and chose to try Abita Amber since I'd never had it before. I chose poorly. Water with beer-flavoring added. The tap water taste overpowered the beer taste. Very unsatisfactory.
Ounces Consumed: 16(draft) A cloudy beer with a slightly pinkish tint. If it had any actual flavor I'd decribe it here, but alas, there was none. A waste of time.
Ounces Consumed: 5(draft) No head. No aroma, No flavor. A very dry and fizzy mouthfeel. Probably good for an upset stomach but little else.
Ounces Consumed: 5I'd heard some good things about this, but I can't for the life of me figure out why. This was water with a couple of drops of beer flavoring added. I only drank about an inch from the glass.
Ounces Consumed: 2(draft) Lord, why hast thou foresaken me? I thought this was crap. I only drank about two sips and then I threw the rest away.
Ounces Consumed: 2(draft) Clear dark gold. Thin whitish head. Hoppy aroma. Tastes like aluminum. Disgusting.
Ounces Consumed: 1(bottle) Black with a medium-sized tan head. Mild aroma of roasted malts and some peat. Watery mouthfeel. Nasty flavor with a bitter licoricey finish. This beer may have gone bad, but for now I'm rating it as piss.
Ounces Consumed: 2(can) Pretty metallic. Quite gross. I don't think that even people who like lagers would like this.
Ounces Consumed: 2(bottle) I kind of expected that this mead/lambic blend would be disgusting. I was right. Probably the nastiest thing that's touched my tongue in years.
Ounces Consumed: 7Rotten molasses is how I will describe it, though I don't really know what rotten molasses tastes like.
Ounces Consumed: 10(can) Just incredibly gross. Smelled of rotten hops, and tasted very metallic. It tasted to me like it was skunked. Suprisingly bad. It was a struggle to finsh the 2-ounce sample glass.
Ounces Consumed: 2(draft) Nowhere on the tap did it have the word lager. That's false advertising as far as I'm concerned, but so is the lack of the phrase watery baby bunny piss. This just might give a Stella a run for its money as the weakest non-American lager in the world.
Ounces Consumed: 6(draft) An absolutely terrible, bland, watery excuse for a beer. Tastes exactly how it looks - weak and boring.
Ounces Consumed: 1(bottle) Clear fizzy yellow. Thin head that hung in there pretty well. The aroma was of armpits and feet - it was skunked. Mouthfeel was thin. No flavor to speak of, though there was a hoppy sharpness when it first entered the mouth. No detectable finish except a coating skunkiness. I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemies.
Ounces Consumed: 12(draft) Extremely sour and oaky. I couldn't stand this beer. I even bought a growler and only had a few sips. Quite gross.
Ounces Consumed: 2(draft) Very pale yellow. No head. Extremely faint grass aroma. Faint flavor of tap water. This is some kind of joke, right?
Ounces Consumed: 1Somehow combined bland and rotten in the same glass. Tasted like fermented Mazola Corn Oil, and not in a good way. Blech.
Ounces Consumed: 4(draft) A lager by any other name is still a lager, and I still don't like it. Kind of a sickly-sweet taste that I can't really describe and I don't want to drink more of it just to get a better description.
Ounces Consumed: 5(draft) I asked for a Belgian and got this awful thing. I don't like lagers, and this was a pretty bad lager. Bland mixed with boring.
Ounces Consumed: 2(bottle) Clear pale gold. No head. Mild aroma of tap water and hops. Thin mouthfeel. A sharper hop bite than I was expecting from the aroma. Gross.
Ounces Consumed: 2I didn't like it at all, and I don't think I can properly describe the displeasure I had while drinking it, so I won't try. A sickly-sweet syrupy mess.
Ounces Consumed: 6(bottle) Absolutely disgusting aroma and color and flavor. Probably the worst beer I've ever tried.
Ounces Consumed: 1
