For a while there was A and it was good until B reared its ugly head.

So I decided that I needed to do C for a while, but after I'd resolved that issue in my head, I found that C had been shoved down my throat during my absence.

Then I started wishing that D would happen. Being the paranoid type I'm now convinced that it has happened and I'm all pissed off about it.

Last night I found myself thinking about how cool it would be if E happened, but that train of thought derailed pretty quickly when I realized that F had to follow E and F would most likely suck big green ones.

And I must not forget G which on the surface may be seem like the best idea ever but in reality would probably destroy any chance of A ever happening again.