So that never happened before.
I had a dream about 'blogging.
I'd just transferred all of my entries to some new commercial 'blogging site and there was some kind of a judicial review going on because I was new.
One guy kept trying to give me this Dark and Stormy Night award for being so cheesy and overly dramatic, and another guy accused me of being a 'BlogBot because I'd seemingly posted a year's worth of stuff in a few minutes.
Then the phone rang in my dream and I kept trying to answer before it woke my wife (?!?) up it but the button didn't work so I pried the front cover off the phone and was trying to answer it by shorting it out with some nail clippers but I woke up instead.