This damn gorilla is really testing my patience.
I've tried threatening it. I've tried reasoning with it. I've even tried to tempt it with trinkets.
I can't get it to budge. Talk about a one-track mind.
I have one pretty drastic thing left to try, my secret weapon actually, but I'm reluctant to use it. I don't want to kill the pitiful thing - I just want it to get out of my face.
I guess I'll give it a little more time. Maybe if I just ignore it for a while it'll get bored and leave on its own.